*about to brush my teeth*
Me: hey mom where's the toothpaste?
Mom: it's in the drawer
Me: *look through the drawers* Me: this looks like toothpaste...
*put hot & cold hand cream on my toothbrush*
*starts brushing.....then realizes how much it burns.*
Me: this must be just really minty toothpaste...
* looks at package*
Me: CRAP
*spits it out and rinsis my mouth 20 times and hopes I didn't just poison myself*
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HumorSome of these have happened to me but some of these are other people's so I give credit to them:)
