This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
KARKAT: ALRIGHT BUCKLE UP BULGE MUNCHERS BECAUSE WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP TO JUDGEMENT LAND. KARKAT: FIRST SHIP: EQUIUS X GAMZEE. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
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KARKAT: .......... KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK. KARKAT: HONESTLY, WHAT THE FUCK? KARKAT: I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. KARKAT: OKAY, OKAY. I HAVE COLLECTED MYSELF ENOUGH TO WHERE I CAN PROPERLY REACT TO THIS.
KARKAT: I...CANNOT SEE THIS HAPPENING.
KARKAT: FIRST OF ALL FOR THE LONGEST GODDAMN TIME GAMZEE WAS SORT OF UNCOMFORTABLE WITH SWEATY MCDICK-FACE AND HIS WEIRD ADVANCES.
KARKAT: EQUIUS ONLY REALLY TALKS TO GAM TO PRAISE HIM FOR SOMETHING THE CHUCKLE HEAD COULDN'T CONTROL.
KARKAT: THIS WAS BEFORE HE WENT BAT SHIT INSANE AND WENT ON A MURDER FRENZY. AFTER THE MURDER FRENZY THERE'S EVEN LESS OF A CHANCE FOR THIS TO HAPPEN. GAMZEE IS NOW ALL "HIGH AND MIGHTY HIGHBLOOD" WHICH YEAH AT FIRST EQUIUS' PANTIES WERE FUCKING DRENCHED OVER THIS SUDDEN CHANGE OF CHARACTER BUT MAYBE AFTER THE WHOLE "MURDERING YOU AND YOUR MOIRAIL" THAT CHANGED A BIT. KARKAT: WHO KNOWS, MAYBE IT COULD WORK OUT AS A PITCH RELATIONSHIP? YEAH, I CAN SORT OF SEE THAT.
KARKAT: (In crazy town)
KARKAT: I DON'T EVEN THINK THAT THIS IS POSSIBLE IN THE DREAM BUBBLES CONSIDERING I HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE CLOWN IN BONER PANTS IN THE BUBBLES.
KARKAT: MAYBE THEY'RE ALL CLUSTERED IN ONE SINGLE BUBBLE? TALKING TO ONE ANOTHER? WHO KNOWS.
KARKAT: LONG STORY SHORT
KARKAT: MY REACTION TO THIS IS: ****WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?****
