This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
DAVE: im cackling DAVE: like a witch DAVE: karkat DAVE: karkat do you hear me DAVE: are you listening to me cackle?
KARKAT: ALL I HEAR IS THIS LOUD AND ANNOYING NOISE KARKAT: OH WAIT. THAT'S YOU TALKING. KARKAT: (:<B KARKAT: AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I WAS GOING TO LOOK UP THE PICTURES BUT FUCK YOU. YOU DO IT.
DAVE.: lol k idc
KARKAT:
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KARKAT: THAT'S JUST FOR YOU GUYS WHILE WE WAIT FOR THAT SHIT WIZARD. I WON'T SAY WHO SENT THAT TO WHO. JUST KNOW IT WAS SENT.
DAVE: honestly, there was so much porn idfk why theres always porn it hurts my virgin eyes
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DAVE: literally the ONLY safe picture DAVE: lets get this party started yo
KARKAT: I JUST WANNA SAY; NO. THEY SUCK.
DAVE: (hes only saying that cause sollux is his boyfriend and hes jealous)
KARKAT: HE IS NOT AND I AM NOT! KARKAT: I'M SAYING IT BECAUSE THEY WOULD ANNOY ONE ANOTHER TO THE POINT WHERE THEY WOULD ATTEMPT TO MURDER EACH OTHER. KARKAT: AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY! KARKAT: SOLLUX IS SARCASTIC AND SNARKY AND WILL USE LOGIC FOR EVERYTHING BUT THAT LOGIC GOES OUT THE WINDOW THE SECOND HE SEES THE OPPORTUNITY TO GO AGAINST SOMEONE BECAUSE HE *KNOWS* IT'LL BUG THEM! KARKAT: KANKRI WOULD HATE THAT BECAUSE HE *HAS* TO BE RIGHT AND IT WOULD BE A NEVER ENDING CYCLE OF "I'm right y9u're wr9ng." AND "no, ii'm riight, you're wrong." IT WOULD BE SHITTY FOR EVERYONE WITHIN A HUNDRED MILE RADIUS OF THEM.
DAVE: ok as much as i hate to admit it DAVE: they would be nuclear together and it would drag everyone down with them. itd suck ass DAVE: sooooo DAVE: imma have to agree with pea crab here and say that sollux and kankri are horrible together and every thought of them together should be outlawed by the government
