This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
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KARKAT: OKAY. I GUESS I ACTUALLY HAVE TO TALK FOR THIS INSTEAD OF JUST SITTING HERE IN SILENCE LIKE A PANLESS JACKASS. KARKAT: (god this is so fucking embarrassing) KARKAT: OKAY. KARKAT: STRIDER, WHEN I FIRST MET HIM, WAS AN INCOMPETENT LADY KILLER. OR AT LEAST HE TRIED TO BE ONE. HE HAD THIS OBNOXIOUS "COOL KID" FACADE THAT HE CONSTANTLY TRIED TO KEEP UP AND IT WAS ANNOYING AS SHIT SEEING THE NOOK SNIFFER FINALLY BREAK OUT OF HIS DIAMOND SHELL ONLY TO RAPIDLY REPAIR IT AND GO BACK TO THE STONE COLD ROBOT HE WAS. KARKAT: SHIT I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC. KARKAT: ALRIGHT SO. WHEN DAVE AND I FIRST SPOKE I HAD THE PREEXISTING FLUSH CRUSH ON TEREZI AND THAT ENDED UP A DISASTER. I ALMOST FIGURED THAT IF JOHN DIDN'T REALLY RETURN MY PITCH FEELINGS FOR HIM THAT DAVE COULD BE A POSSIBLE OPTION. KARKAT: BUT AFTER OUR TIME SPENT MAINLY WITH ONE ANOTHER IT OBVIOUSLY WAS A FUCK OF A LOT MORE THAN PITCH. KARKAT: HELL IT WAS MORE THAN EVERYTHING IN WAY. I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO PIN THE FUCKER DOWN INTO A SINGLE GODDAMN QUADRANT. AND THE MORE AND MORE I THINK ABOUT IT, THE MORE HUMAN ROMANCE IS STARTING TO MAKE SENSE TO ME. KARKAT: UGH I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC AGAIN. KARKAT: ANYWAY, DAVE AND I COULD BE AN OKAY MATCH IN ANY QUADRANT REALLY. KARKAT: I MEAN, WE'RE ALREADY SORT OF DATING? I THINK? HE'S BEEN HAVING PROBLEMS WITH HIMSELF AND HIS HUMAN SEXUALITY OR WHATEVER AND I'VE BEEN *TRYING* TO UNDERSTAND THAT ASPECT OF HIS LIFE BUT APPARENTLY I'M TOO ALIEN TO EVEN COMPREHEND IT. KARKAT: BUT WHATEVER HE'S DEALING WITH I'LL MAKE AN ATTEMPT TO HELP THE FUCKER OUT, EVEN IF HE DOESN'T BELIEVE MY ALIEN THINKPAN WILL BE CAPABLE OF GRASPING THE CONCEPT OF HIS "HUMAN PROBLEMS" KARKAT: OH MY FUCKING GOD, OFF TOPIC AGAIN. KARKAT: OKAY, OKAY. KARKAT: IF DAVE AND I WEREN'T SUCH FUCKING PANSIES AND WOULD STOP PUSSYFOOTING AROUND THIS WHOLE ORDEAL I WOULD SAY THAT HE AND I WOULD HOPEFULLY MAKE A DECENT COUPLE.
DAVE: if not the best. DAVE: also can you maybe do your ship rants a fuck ton quieter. my room is down the hall and both our doors were closed and i could still hear you speak perfectly. DAVE: not that i'm complaining, your soothing nails-on-a-chalkboard voice is what eases me.
KARKAT: OH SHUT UP, ITS NOT LIKE YOU DON'T DO THE SAME.
DAVE: but i'm not the one who vents about our relationship out in the open to literally no one.
KARKAT: !! YES YOU ARE!!!! YOU DO THAT ALL THE TIME!!!
DAVE: haha youre full of shit dude. DAVE: here, lemme close this rant or whatever for you.
KARKAT: NO! THIS IS MY THING YOU ASS.
DAVE: its our thing now dude. were the parents of this thing now, daddy d and daddy v. DAVE: im daddy d. DAVE: you know what, never mind. forget the daddy part of this whole conversation. its embarrassing and we should probably never speak of it again.
KARKAT: AGREED.
DAVE: anyway lets wrap this bitch up. DAVE: conclusion of this is that karkat and i are the best couple on this universe. DAVE: thats all. DAVE: wait dont you need to actually react to this? ya know, instead of telling everyone our weird troubles?
KARKAT: HERE'S MY REACTION. KARKAT: DAVE NEEDS TO STOP BUTTING INTO MY PERSONAL PROJECTS AND GO DO SOMETHING HIMSELF.
DAVE: nope. DAVE: tune in next time folks to "karkat and dave react to ships."
