so !!!???
Om F g
I'M
FUC K
ME
(( pls don't i'm virgy ))
but holy shit
taehyung
i'm loyal af to my bby jin bUT
jkjkjk idk why but taehyung can'T wreck my bias list ????
ON L Y SPANK JIMOAN CAN!!
BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS TESTING MY MF PATIENCE ??????
MIN
FUCKING
YOONGI
!!
holy fucking shit
he doesn't make me feel like jimoan where he pisses me off, but ????
Y'KNOW
HE'S JUST SO ADORABLE HOW COULD ANYONE NOT LIKE HIM??????
then again, how could anyone hate bts??
btw
fuck
you
rYK
for getting me obsessed with those fuckers. i don't go one day without talking about them or a certain member om f g it's so horrid -
AND LITERALLY, THE OTHER DAY IN MATH, I WAS SHOWING MY FRIEND K-POP AND I WAS SHAKING BC OF HOW PROUD/HAPPY I WAS TO TALK ABOUT THEM TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THEM !!!
AND THEN SHE TOLD ME " they always pop up on instagram when i'm on the search thing !! " AND I WAS JUST - I WANTED TO CRY TBH BC MY BABY'S !!! THEY'RE SO WORLD WIDE IT MAKES ME WANNA JUST CRY FOR HOURS ON HOURS I'M NOT JOKING.
aND IN DUMB FANFICS, WHY DO THEY MAKE EVERY MEMBER LIKE THIS;;;
Jin - something to do with OBSESSING over pink and him thinking he's better than everyone else???
okay, he thinks pink is pretty, he's not obsessed with it. and omfg stop with making him act like he's better than everyone else he definitely doesn't think that way, so stop.
Hoseok - stop making him like he's an actual fucking horse and stop making him over optimistic jfc.
yes, he's quite the cheerful guy but he's not always happy-go-lucky you fucking hoe. and stop calling him a horse. i get it, it's a joke but once is enough. and it's honestly not that funny - yes, he has a little bit longer face than others but he's gorgeous nonetheless . so just stop.
Yoongi - stop making him so LAZY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST !! he's sOOOO nOt the laziest of BTS! JUST BC HE SLEEPS A LOT DOESN'T MEAN SHIT !! like he said, his sleep schedule is different from the other boys - at night, he's working oN LYRICS !! I REPEAT, INSTEAD OF SLEEPING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, HE'S WORKING ON LYRICS AND PHOTOGRAPHY !! AND WHILE EVERYONE IS AWAKE, HE'S SLEEPING !! SO OFC THE MEMBERS ARE GONNA SAY " whenever we see him through the day, he just sleeps " aND ALSO !! stop making him say " swag " all the time. the only reason he said it all the time before was bc that was the only word the bastard knew !!1! so hop off
Namjoon - s t o p. m a k i n g. h i m. d e s t r o y. e v e r y t h i n g !!1! yes, he's quite clumsy and the boys often make fun of him bc of it, but he doesn't break everything. so hop off his dick.
Taehyung - sTOP MAKinG HIM WEIRDER THAN HE ACTUALLY IS !! HE'S NOT SOME ALIEN FROM THE STARS !! HE'S A HUMAN FROM DAEGU WHO CAME OUT OF HIS MOTHER SO PISS TF OFF !! sure he's a little odd, but not as weird as everyone makes him to be - he's just a big fluff ball of cuteness so shoo, go away !!1!
Jimin - repeat after me you hoe;; Jimin is not obsessed with Jungkook. he just thinks he's cute!!1! Jimin does not watch jungkook in his sleep. jimin does not cry everytime jungkook doesn't pay attention to him. so leave my bby alone. and also, he isn't obsessed with his " abs " that he no longer has (( which is perfectly okay )). he isn't obsessed with the gym either so hop off his dick.
Jungkook - Jungkook is not a fucking baby. he's legal. he can drink alcohol in a safe way without people tweeting him " drink out of your sippy cup " . just leave him alone god damnit.
and that's it. k goodbye
