Am I the only person that KNOWS that my house is haunted and really doesn't care? Please say I'm not the only one.
I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
Like I'll be going to sleep and some bitch will be staring down at my bed from above and I'll be like:
"I'm trying to sleep here. Can you back the fuck up? Please?"
Then my door will open and close on its own. I know, I know, it's just the wind, but does the wind work when there is no wind? And is it so kind as to lock the door on occasion? No, its not. Ghosts. It can be annoying sometimes, but wtf. I'm trying to read here and you keep locking the doors. Shut up.
Then I'll find things that went missing in other people's houses. One time I was babysitting and I left my phone there AND THE PARENTS CALLED SAYING THAT I HAD LEFT IT THERE then when I got home it was on my nightstand. HOW DID IT GET THERE?!?! Ghosts. Fucking ghosts.
If you can give me a scientific explanation to these, please let me know. I want to science the ghosts away sometimes.
