what potterheads would do at hogwarts

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A/N: tbh this parody took me like an hour smh

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HARRY'S THEME SONG (edited version):

Once I was one years old. My mama told me,

"Voldy's here but I'm with you so don't feel lonely."

Once I was one years old...

It was a big, big, big, world, but I thought Dudley was bigger.

He would chase me, trying to beat me, but I was quicker.

By eleven Hagrid came and told me I'm wizard.

Went to Gringotts, got some money, and off to Hogwarts.

Once I was eleven years old. Malfoy told Ron,

"You think my name's funny? You must be a Weasley."

Once I was eleven years old.

"Wingardium LeviOSA," Ron was told by Hermione.

Angry and annoyed, Ron retorted, "She's a nightmare, you see."

Then a troll attacked Hermione.

That's the Golden Trio's story.

Quirrell turned out to be bad with Voldy on his head it was scary.

Once I was twelve years old, Ron and Hermione told me,

"Harry you can speak Parseltongue that's kinda scary."

Once I was twelve years old...

Once I was thirteen years old, Albus told me,

"Go back in time to save Sirius or you'll be lonely."

Once I was thirteen years old...

Once I was fourteen years old, Albus asked me calmly,

"HARRY DIDYA PUT YOUR NAME IN THE G.O.B?!?!?!!"

Once I was fourteen years old...

Once I was fifteen years old, Albus told me,

"Your life is all screwed up because of a Prophecy."

Once I was fifteen years old...

Once I was sixteen years old, Albus told me,

"Go find the Horcruxes or you'll be killed by Voldy."

Once I was sixteen years old...

Once I was seventeen years old, Snape told me,

"Harry you have your mother's eyes...I had loved her always."

Once I was seventeen years old.