what potterheads would do at hogwarts

[ potterhead pickup lines ]

#1: if you were a dementor, I'd turn into a criminal to kiss you

#2: you don't even have to use luminous maxima to turn me on

#3: did you survive Avada Kedavra 'cause you're drop-dead gorgeous

#4: if you were a Snitch and I was a Seeker, then would you let me catch you?

#5: I need a pensive because my head is filled with thoughts about you

#6: if you were a basilisk, I wouldn't mind dying to look into your eyes

#7: Are you a Golden Snitch? Because I've been seeking you all my life.

#8: I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

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A/N: since it's Valentine's Day, I just decided to do potterhead pick-up lines :)

[comment your pick-up lines here]

This idea was inspired to me by a really good friend of mine, Divergentwizards_ . You should follow her ;)