Hey guys , am back after a really long time!
I have prepared a list of whatsapp status
Hope you like them ^•^
My room + internet connection + music + food - homework = perfect day.
After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.
Am gonna Make my Status.............better you too Focus on your Status only.
Hakuna Matata!!-the great motto to live life!!
I'll be back before you pronunce njancsjhuehndihjnjniojijkwsa.
Don't be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
tHiS DoG, iS DoG, a dOg, GoOd dOg, WaY DoG, tO DoG, kEeP DoG, aN DoG, iDiOt dOg, BuSy dOg, FoR DoG, 30 DoG, sEcOnDs dOg! ... NoW ReAd wItHoUt tHe wOrD DoG.
Wow now I'm a graduate.......Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Even romeo went from being "in a relationship" to "it's complicated".
Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink.
Eat...sleep....regret......repeat.
Sometimes i just wish i' could fast forward the time to see if in the end it's all worth it. .....
move on...
People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic - ten out of ten die.
Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.
Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
Dream as if you'll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
The strawberry shampoo doesn't taste as good as it smells.
My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p
Always remember you are UNIQUE............ just like everybody else.
"Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!".
At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever you are
offered any food
Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my whattsapp status.
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
Whattsapp status is loading...
Treat me like a queen and i'll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i'll show you how its played.
Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
Happiness is when "Last seen at" changes to "online" and then to "typing"
Too busy to update a status. 0_o
Tried to loose weight.......But it keeps finding me.
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
YOU ARE READING
Giggles
HumorThis is where you can laugh at 4am in the morning or when having a crappy day . I promise you guys that you are gonna laugh , smile , blush or even have belly aches . I won't take too much credit for the jokes in this "book" . It may be that I ha...
