The Return Of Bill Cipher

Dipper's Revenge

|Recap|

"Why don't we wait a few days, then go after Bill. Is that good?" He said.

"Yeah that's good for me."

Not good for me. Tomorrow morning, I will sneak out and find Bill. I will stop him before he hurts anyone else.

|Bill's POV|

Wow. Hurting Dipper like that was awesome! Such a rush! I can't wait to do the same to Mabel and Ford. Or, maybe better. I mean, doing the same thing again to hurt someone is BORING. I want to have some variety! And I have some ideas for how to do it. But first, I'm going to the diner. They have really good pancakes!

"Hi! Welcome to the diner! What can I get ya?" Lazy Susan said.

"I'LL HAVE WHATEVER ANY HUMAN IS HAVING!" Oops, didn't mean to say that in my normal voice.

"WHAT?" Lazy Susan said.

"Sorry. I'll have the pancakes! Sometimes my voice acts up on me!" Did that cover it? I don't know...

"Oh! Well, I can see how that would happen. I'll go get your pancakes!" Lazy Susan said.

YES! THE HUMAN DIDNT SUSPECT ANYTHING!

Just as she was bringing the pancakes, Dipper walked into the diner. This is not good.

"Everyone evacuate this diner now! There is a large danger inside!" Dipper yelled out.

Of course everyone started freaking out. People started running outside. If wierdmaggedon never happened, I don't think they would have left like that. Now they actually believe that there would be dangers here. Good.

"PINE TREE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? EVACUATING EVERYONE? I CAN GET THEM OUT MYSELF!"

I picked them all up in a tractor beam and shoved them outside. This is a matter between me and Dipper.

"Give up Bill! We all know that you possessed Grunkle Stan!" He said.

They all knew? Well. My cover has been blown. I should get out of this body. It's starting to get uncomfortable anyway. I left Stan's body. Stan finally returned into his own body and then once he was, he fell over. I guess humans need sleep? Wow. Such weaklings.

|Stan's POV|

Finally! That dumb triangle left my body! Now that I am back in my body, I am REALLY tired. Bill doesn't know that we need sleep? Oh GOD. I'm probably going to be sleeping for the next week. To make up all the time that I missed. I'm exhausted. I finally gathered the strength to get up, and I saw Dipper staring at me. I noticed his arm was red, irritated and had a huge scar on it.

"Don't tell me... Did I do that?" Please say no. Please say no...

"Yes. Yes you did. I'm surprised you can't keep up with yourself. Or what Bill did to you."

I started panicking. There is no way that Bill made that bad of an impression of me on other people. No way. He actually made everyone think I'm the type of Grunkle that would break a kid's arm? Oh GOD.

"Why don't we get back home. Ford will be excited to see you again. Or he will do a lot to keep you away from me. We won't know until we get there I guess." Dipper said.

"Yeah ok. Can we just go home? I'm so tired I could sleep for the both of is for a month." I said.

|Dipper's POV|

I walked with Grunkle Stan back home. He told me about his times in the mindscape. I told him that I'm not surprised he didn't like it. Not even Bill likes it. He said he kept trying to find a vessel to possess, but he found nothing. But he was glad he didn't have to be a sock puppet like me, at least. We got to the door, and Great uncle Ford opened it with the memory erasing gun in his hands.

"Ford, why do you have that thing?" Stan asked.

"If you try to hurt anyone else, I'll erase you right out of his head Bill!" He said.

This is not good. When Stan lost his memory that was horrible. I don't know if he could completely regain it again.

"No Great uncle Ford! Bill left him! That really is Stan!" I exclaimed.

"Are you sure?" He said.

"YES!" Stan and I said at the same time.

"Ok, come in then. I want to ask some questions about Bill."

All 3 of us walked into his lab. Then Ford asked Grunkle Ford questions. It was so boring.

"Ok, Stanley. When you were kicked out of your body by Bill, where we're you?" Ford asked.

"I told you, I was in the mindscape. How many times do I have to say that?" He said.

"A couple. Now, here's a new question."

"FINALLY!" Stan said.

"How did Bill possess you? The only way for Bill to have been able to do that was if you made a deal with him."

|Stan's POV|

This is not good. I have to tell him the deal I made with Bill? He does know that it's about him right? And he will have if I tell him!

"Well, I'm getting bored. And this is not going to end well so I'm just gonna go upstairs." Dipper said as he ran upstairs.

"WIMP! I NEED BACK UP!" I yelled after him.

"Why would you need back up?" Ford said.

"Uhhh, never mind. Anyway, what were we talking about? How good the diner is and how we should go there right now? And forget about what we were talking about?" I said. There was no hope... I can't escape his stupid questions.

"No we were talking about your deal with Bill! What did you deal with him?" He said.

"Uhhh... If I can't get out of this, I'll just say but you won't like it." I said.

"God, just say it already!"

"I made a deal with Bill so that I could finally be better than you at something or ANYTHING. You always one-up me, and I dealed with him that I could beat you at something." The look on his face said it all. He didn't like that I wanted to be better than him and I went to Bill for help.

"Why would you go to Bill for something as petty as that? You could have just came to me."

"Well, I was really upset about this. I was upset at you when I was in the woods. Bill came up to me, and he said he could make it so that I could one-up you, and I could t resist the offer." I said.

I make the dumbest mistakes sometimes. We stopped talking after that. All that was in the room was dead silence. After sitting in there for a couple minutes I walked out. I couldn't stand the deafening silence any longer.