Satans daughter in Heaven

2nd

Flames Pov

Two tins of spare paint. Check. Two unexpected targets. Check. One annoying cousin distracted. Check. Lets set this baby up.

So seeing as its my first day up in heaven I thought I could give them a taster of what to expect of me this year. I've decided to start with a simple prank. You know the one where you put a tin of paint on the door and when someone opens it they get covered. Yeah I'm going easy on them.

Shit. I almost forgot my video camera. This is going to be epic.

I sat on the sofa for about 10 minutes before I heard footsteps. I put myself into position before waiting to see who came through the door. I hoped it was josh or maybe even the chief angel that would be funny. Doing it to his wife would be hilarious. She'd be like 'oh no my dress. I will never get these stains out. Oh my goodness my life is over.'

That would be funny. The door started to open slowly. The bucket of black paint fell onto my unexpected victim. But I didn't recognise my poor victim. Who was he? Why was he in my uncles house? Why was he so cute? Snap out of it perv. I cursed myself.

"Hi, I'm flame and you must be my victim." I told my guest with a smile.

"This prank was lame. You know that right." The guy said back to me. "Who even does that anymore?"

"I was just warming up. I was kinda hoping you'd be my cousin. His face would have been hilarious. I mean hilarious. " I joked.

"I'm guessing you're satans daughter" he interrupted me. How dare he? Nobody interrupts me.

"What's it to you?" I replied. Venom leaking into my voice a little.

"Nothing just wanted to apologise for not being there at dinner to greet you. I'm Logan by the way. The chief angels son. "

Was this boy messing me around? How could such a ugly bastard and snooty bitch give birth to a sexy beast? He must be adopted. Strange.

"I also came to say that I'll be your guide these next few days so don't mess me about. Got it." He said his voice going stern like his fathers for a second.

" what will you happen if I do mess you around? I mean I don't even want to hang around with you anyway. You're a weirdo. "

" if you don't then I will personally see that Joshua becomes your guide"

Evil bastard. I am not going to go anywhere near that loser. He is a evil,cunning and sly freak.

I need darkness quick.

"Umm please excuse me while I go and....umm... and polish my...umm marvel super characters?"I sAid trying to sound as confident as possible but that is kinda hard when you have a fit sexy beast in front of you. Damn he's got a good body.

"Marvel super Heros are you serious.? Marvel is for nerds. " Logan laughed at me as if I was a joke.

"Look you little piece of shit. Marvel are amazing and always will be so keep your big mouth shut dickhead. " I may have told him in a little too harshly but hey. Nobody and I mean nobody gets away with dissing marvel. They are amazing and I love them to bits. Logan has just set himself up for a taste of hell and I'm going to hand it to him on a golden plate. Let the games begin.

Logan's Pov

As I stepped through the door I felt a sudden rush of something cold and gooey run down my head and all over my clean shirt.

"Hi I'm flame and you must be my victim" I heard a voice say. I looked up to see a cute smiling girl. she looked about my age and may I say she was drop dead gorgeous. But instead of being polite and a gentleman I had to come out with stupid comment about how lame her prank was. Boy am I stupid.

She mentioned something about wanting josh to be her victim when I interrupted her.

"I'm guessing you're satans daughter"

I interrupted her mid sentence. For the love of cheesecake doesn't this girl keep her mouth shut.

"What's it to you?" She said with so much venom in her voice it made me flinch.

I carried on playing it cool and explained to her that I would be her guide and told her what I would do if she didn't co-operate. Boy is this gonna be fun.

Flames POV

Omg there is no signal anywhere. You have to be kidding me. It's impossible to do anything around here and I'm so sick of it all. It's only been 5 hours and I'm already going insane. Urg someone get me out of here. I know I'll find josh he will know where I can get signal and call darkness. Darkness is my other cousin by the way. She's deaths daughter so I guess she's good and bad unlike me and josh. She looks just like me but she has blue eyes and her black hair is straight me on the other hand I have sparkling emerald green eyes that I absolutely love and black curly hair. Literally so curly it goes into ringlets it's awful. Way to girly for my liking but hey I wouldn't be a devil without curls. Now where would josh be. I know the gates he meets and greats.

10 minutes of running later

"Josh there you are. I need your help" I said trying to get my breath back.

"Flame what's wrong are you okay? are you hurt? have you done something bad and are running away? please don't tell me you've hurt someone. Flame talk to me are you okay? I need to know now" josh really is a drama llama.

"Oh shut up you're giving me a headache. I just need to know where I can get signal. You know so I can call darkness. Our cousin just in case you forgot. I know how forgetful retards like you can be."

"Thank goodness everything is in order. The only signal you can get for your mobile telephone is by the bins."

"The bins. You have to be kidding me. That's it if I'm going to be living up here for a year I want the bins moved somewhere else and my phone signal spot turned into a little comfy building for me to chill out in and get away from you"

"Please stop demanding things flame. You've only been here a day you'll get used to living like this. " Josh is such a twat. I hate the stupid little shit. He is such a goody two shoes. It gets on my nerves.

"Whatever. Ill talk to my almighty uncle instead." I stuck my toy he out like an immature child and headed to the bins."

I arrived sooner than expected and started texting darkness.

'Please come and visit I've been here less than 24 hours and I want to come home. Meet me at the gates in an hour. I'm begging you darkness. Love you. flame'

Five minutes of waiting later

'Ill be there in half an hour. Love you too. Darkness.'

Darkness is officially a life saver. Love her so much. She's pretty much the only person I can stand.

I started walking to the gates when I walked in to something tall and white.

"Who put that there?" I questioned.

"You again. For goodness sake can't I get rid of you today." I recognised that voice. Fuck it was Logan. Quick think if something good. Come on flame think you need a good comeback.

"Whatever doofus just move your stinking angel ass out of my way and carry on leading your pathetic life." That was okay. But still not good enough damn this boy for making me forget all my amazing comebacks.

"You're such a bitch" he replied cockily as usual.

"Yeah well you better get used to it because I'm here all year and you're my guide. See ya loser" I carried on walking to the gates to find josh still standing there smiling like a fool and greeting people. I yelled over to him to check if darkness had got here but looks like the girl was late like she always is. Oh well I have plenty of things to do.

"FLAME!!!!!!"

"DARKNESS!!!!!!!"