Twenty One Pilots and Diamond Rose

Duck dont play Chapter 10

(Duck POV)

Quack that's what people think I'm saying but no I'm actually trying to talk to you. The only one that try's to listen to me is Julie or Josh. Tracy and Tyler are just weird they would grab me and Johnny and make us have a mint wedding. Like bitch put me down I don't want you touching me. So last night I was getting my revenge on Tracy and Tyler when they were having sex I walked in. And I quacked yea I'm watchin you fuck each other, I made you stop because you thought it was Julie or Josh but no it was me. I here everything and see everything Tracy, Tyler,Julie or Josh might not see or here. When I was sitting in my cage i herd Josh say," tyler I need to know what you think Julie would like for her birth day!!!??" Then Tyler said," idk she's ur girlfriend what things does she like I can't talk right now I'm going back to Tracy." Then Josh went out and took me with him ,bitch put me down. But all he herd was "quack QUACK QUACK!!" He just thought it was cute and said,"I need ur help shopping for a present for Julie okay?" I just said okay and he smiled and said,"who's a good duck." I know it's not me cause IMA peck ur eyes out if you ever say that again bitch. So we went to this shop and I saw this cute hat for her it was a duck hat and it was so KAWI. So I jumped onto the hat(YEA I CAN JUMP BITCH!) then Josh took me and said."okay you want this." He looked at the price tag it was $300 dam.But he didn't care evade she knew it was going to make her happy so he bought it. But then this bitch name Jackie in a store was complaining about a dollar item being to expensive bitch stfu I'm a duck and I won't complain about that. After Josh bought the hat he bought some roses and a outfit for me, I let it side because he was like my dad and Julie was like my mom so I didn't complain. When we were driving home I already had my costume on,it was a pirate and I loved it. When we arrived Julie wasn't there so Josh put me down in the ground so I could wonder around the house. So first thing I do is go in Tracys room. But Tyler and Tracy wasn't fucking they were reading a book ( people say it has no plot but they fuckin don't read the rest of the pages. They only read the first page and judge so if your one of those people shut the fuck up because no one cares but who knows I'm just a duck) the book was about " the seven deadly sins" when they saw me walk in they gave me a evil eye but I tried to hop on the bed with them. So Tracy picked me up and put me next to Tyler, I pecked Tyler since he called me a wanna be duck. Then Tyler laughed and said," why you pecking me little guy I like you." Back the fuck up with that gay shit Tyler so I just hop on Tracy lap. Then Tracy pulled out a book called," Fifty Shades
of Grey" when she pulled that out Tyler smiled and wink, okay ima get going now. So when I jumped off Tracy's lap I ran out the door and never looked back. All I herd was the door was locked when I left. When I go to Josh he has roses in his hands and he grabbed me and put me in a tiny ship. Then he wrapped the present, it looked awful just plane old awful. So when I was in my pirate ship I knew what I was going to do I was gonna jump and quack. After 10 mins Tracy and Tyler comes down with a present for Julie. But there hair is messed up and Tracy had this red circle on her neck. She must of hurt her self when she was making the present. When Julie walks in she looks tired so Josh runs up to and hugs her. She saw me in the ship flapping my wing and quacking. Then she opened her present and she loved it. Then he opened Tyler's, Tyler got her a picture of me in a shark costume when they dressed me up a few days ago. And Tracy had a really nice picture of then and Tracy guy Julie anthore pet. She got her a pet squrill and Julie named it Nut. I guess Julie is gonna be a animal person now on she will have a pet tiger. But after all Happy Birth day Julie 😘.