Twenty One Pilots and Diamond Rose

Want nuts?

Squirll POV

This bitch name Tracy took me out of the park. She have me to this girl name Julie because it was her birthday at least she was nice. She was spoiling me, then this stupid ass guy name Tyler said," hey do you want nuts little guy I have 2 to give you." If he's talking about....... "HEYYYYY LITTLLE GUY YOU R JUST SO CUTE I CAN HUG YOU FOREVER!!!" Julie screams, at least she gave me some peanuts instead of Tyler talking about something else. Then I see the one and only Josh Dun. "Umm JULIE your gonna scare away it." Josh says. Tracy comes then I start to run she picked me up and I therw a nut that Julie gave me at her face,"BACK AWAY BITCH LOOK AT THESE NAILS!!!" I said but of course they didn't understand me. Then this duck walks in pecking Tyler I like this duck already. Oh it's name is waddles because he just walked up to me and told me. Then he said Tyler was a idiot so just bite him if he gets you ANNOYID Julie won't care. So when I was running around the house I saw a room that was closed. But I got my thumbs to open the door when I opend it I saw Tyler and Tracy making out so I jumped on Tyler and bit his "nut" then ran away from the room. Of course Julie saw me but she wasn't mad all she said was,"good boy!" See Julie is nice them Josh came in and picked me up and said"you need to go eat now." HELL YA I LOVE FOOD. Then I saw Tracy come out with a dress on a and eyeliner she said,"where is my food so I could look good for it when I eat it." WTFFFF then Julie said,"it's on the counter and again stop dressing up for your food Tracy your gonna scare away Tyler." Then Tyler came out wearing a pink dress and said,"where's my food I dressed up for it." Then Josh came and put a crown on him and said," your a pretty princess." Then Tracy started eat some food I don't even know where it came from but she was talking to it, she said," hey little guy is it okay that I eat you,don't say anything if it is okay." This dumb ass talking to food then Julie was getting some chips the Tyler took them out of her hand. Then Tyler said," Yay I FOUND FOOD!" Then Julie said," shits gonna get real if you don't give me my food back." Then Julie punched him in the "nuts" he dropped the chips and Julie took it and said," bitch please." Josh was slowly clapping in the background.Tracy didn't care she was eating her food like a monster saying,"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" After all of that it was time for a "walk" so Julie picked me up and put a leashed on me, god help me now. She took me outside and let me climb a tree to get a nut. Then Julie saw a "dog" so she ran up to it and pulled my ass off the tree, like shit I didn't know I can fly. Then when we went up to it OF COURSE IT SAW ME AND STARTED TO CHASE ME LIKE BISH HOLD UP. Julie grabbed me and was running this dumb ass climbed a tree for safety. After the dog left she climbed down and ran back to the house with me in her hand. Josh left to bang some drums and Tracy and Tyler was no where to be found so Julie put me down and she wen upstairs to sleep. So I went "exploring" and then I got to Tracy's room I swear they always be fuckin so I opened the door and ran away. Then the Waddles was there in the room. But it was only Tyler there, there was no Tracy in sight. So Tyler went up to me and started to talk to me. He told me that Tracy had to go somewhere and how he was lonley. Bitch don't talk to me then I said but Waddles just gave me the "look". Then if course Josh came back and didn't know Julie was here so he said" I FINNISHED BANGING!" Julie ran downstairs and slapped tht mofo face and said," YOU BETTER B BANGING DRUMS OR YA SORRY ASS GONNA BE BARIED!" Josh laughed and said yea he was banging drums and that's all he was banging. Then I fell asleep on Tyler's lap and got rudely woken up by Tracy saying,"AWWWW HE WANTS YOUR
NUTS!" This girl needs help. Ten Tyler just put me down and waddles down to and said to get out so we did. Waddles kept walking an never looked back because they locked the door and I just looked back once and never did again. After that Waddles was in his cage so he can sleep.I just went in Julie's room and slept then I had to move because they were gonna SLEPP to so I just got up and left. So I was just roaming the house and Julie and Tracy must be famous they have a lot of pictures of them in concerts and interviews. I don't know how Tyler for famous tho all he does is say stupid things like bish no I don't want your nuts they ain't big enough to eat.  After a hour or so Josh got up and started to watch TV about a dog that can fly but not walk. I think at the end it became Tyler Joseph. One day I will poop on his face and not give a shit that I did poop on his face. I feel like if I do, do that he will poop ok my face and say pay back bitch!