Me: "Can I go outside?"
Parent: "No!"
Me: "Why not?!?"
Parent: "Because, the sun might explode, and if the sun explodes you'll die, and if you die, I'll ground you for life!"
Me: "How are you going to ground me if I'm dead?"
Parent: "Don't worry about it! I'll find a way!"
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Me: "Can I call my friend?"
Parent: *chuckles* "NO!"
Me: "okay......"
Parent: "You're not going to ask me why!!!!!?!????"
Me: *sighs* "Why can't I call my friend mother?"
Parent: "Because, if you talk on the phone to much, you'll get brain cancer from the radiation, and die!"
Me: "Why does everything have end in death with you?"
Parent: "Because, that's where birth leads to; death! Stupid mistakes just get you there faster!"
