-There is a difference between wearing makeup, and looking like you got jumped by Crayola®.
-Your teeth remind of the song Black and Yellow.
-Person: I need some beauty rest.
Me: You need to HIBERNATE.
-I don't know where you got your looks.... But I hope you kept the receipt!
-Person: Kill yourself
Me: If I wanted to do that, I would climb up to your ego.... And jump down to your IQ.
