rapmon: [to jin] hey, girl, ur pretty, wanna go back to my place asf3igneowrf [passes out]
jin: [giggles at every joke]
j-hope: too busy bawling in the bathroom
jimin: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY ABS???
person: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING I WAS JUST ASKING FOR THE TIME
jimin: OH NOW UR ASKING FOR IT [tries to punch man; man dodges and jimin ends up punching wall; cries]
suga: [flirts with wall]
jungkook: [strips] I NEED FREEDOM
v: [sees j-hope crying in the bathroom] Moooom? There's a horse in the bathroom!
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bts scenarios.
Humor[open to requests] Scenarios wherein I attempt to be funny whilst describing how Bangtan would to such.