rapmon: [calls jin] i think i broke the kid
jin: [cooks for child] [child spits out the food] [gives 3 hour lecture on proper dining manners and etiquette]
suga: [sleeps while kid plays with matches]
jimin: [child asks for a cookie] I WANT A KOOKIE TOO [cries and child comforts him]
v: [goes to park with kid] you can go and play! [kid runs off] [leaves park] what was i doing again...?
j-hope: my name is j-hope
child: j-hoe?
j-hope: j-hope.
child: j-hoe.
j-hope: good enough
YOU ARE READING
bts scenarios.
Humor[open to requests] Scenarios wherein I attempt to be funny whilst describing how Bangtan would to such.