I wake up, ohh damn, I've got an English and science assignment due. I haven't done either. It's time to play a trick on mum. I go back to sleep. Mum walks in, I hold my breathe and play dead. "Get up gosh, you're so lazy"says mum. I hold my breathe almost dying anyway. "You've got five minutes" She walks out of the room, I gasp for air breathing heavily. Am I going to keep this up and pretend to die forever. I hear mum on the phone with dad, she puts it on speaker phone."Just berry him"says dad, oh no I could die pretending to die. "Oright"says mum. She comes into the room, I hold my breathe, she picks me up and takes me out to the garden. She starts digging a hole. After about 15 minutes she picks me up again and places me in the hole. Well I guess this is how I'm going to die, I give up I jump up and breathe. Oh no, I'm going to school.