I'm in the car holding in between the legs because I'm busting for a wee. My mum won't pull over because she says its unhealthy, well I believe this is unhealthy because my bladder could explode. We have 49 kilometres to go and there's a traffic jam for some reason. I'm panicking, my bladder won't take it any longer. Mum hops out of the car to check what's going on with the traffic jam. While I come up with a plan to sneak out and chuck a leak. I dash for the trees "Rogar come here" dam mum caught me she gonna give me a huge talking to about how it's unhealthy but instead she tells me what's going on. There's a huge bushfire up ahead. And now I figure out why the fire trucks are going off . Now is my chance, I bolt for where the firemen are. There using ultra powered hoses "Step aside" I push down my fly and chuck a whizz, in an instant the fire disappears and I get to chuck a leak.... Uh oh I wake up from a dream. I've wet the bed!
