After my phone was fully charged, I drove to Mcdonalds and order a Big Mac with large fries and coke. Stan would have been in my case if he saw me ditching on my diet, that sensitive hippie. I wonder what he's up to now, probably listening to his dad talking about a game or a fight he had gotten himself in. I smiled at that thought and consume the Big Mac until I saw a certain red hair enter in the restaurant holding hands with--Kenny? Kyle and Kenny are dating? When did that happen?
Kyle moved his green eyes in my direction and cringed, whispering to his supposed boyfriend and pointing at me. He better not made a fat ass comment!
Kenny waved cheerfully at me while Kyle rolls his eyes at the blonde's enthusiasm, "Hey, Eric what are you doing here, dude? Aren't you supposed to be miserable and listen to sad love songs since Stan is gone?" He teased as he gave Kyle a credit card and walked towards me with a smile. Same old Kenny McCormick and his sarcastic remarks.
I scoffed on my burger, dipping fries in my container, "I am a man, dude. I don't moan and complain." I murmured then smile as Kenny pulls out a chair beside me, "Are you and Kyle dating?"
Kenny hunched his shoulders, a bright blush caress on his face. He stammered, "Um, w-w-we're just h-h-hanging out since Stan is out of town and stuff."
"Dude, you don't have to be demure about it; I don't care if you're banging him or not."
Before the poor blonde could respond, the crafty Kyle appears with two trays of chicken nuggets, two small fries and a tall smooth laced with two straws. What fags.
Kyle sat his and Kenny's trays on the table and took a seat next to him. Kyle glowered at Kenny with a frown, "Don't tell me you didn't tell him about--"
"No, I haven't."
"Tell me about what, about you two gaywads dating?"
"We are not dating!" Kyle and Kenny both shouted then look at each other nervously.
I laughed hysterically, pointing at both of them, "Yes! Kyle and Kenny, sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
"You better shut up or else I'll punch you in the face, fat ass!"
'I can't wait for Stan to call me so I can tell him about this.'
