Aphmau's POV
Omg My boyfriend left meeeeeee whyyyyy well, What if I.... wait what omg so bootyful she looks so bootyful I need dat omgggg. Ima say hi. "Hey whats up ma name is Aphmau u r pretty" OMG THAT WAS SO STRAIGHT FORWARD APHMAU WTF
But I mean... she is really pretty, I wonder why she is smacking bushes.... MAYBE SHE IS SINGLE! Wait I no lesbian wtf Aphmau y? Maybe.... DUH DUH FREAKIN DUHHHHHHHHHH!!!! K wait. She literally just asked me for my address... "Um"
Does she wanna NETFLIX AND CHILL???!!!!! Wait Aphmau wtf. Really? "Um wanna sit on the swings and talk?" SHE SAID YESSSSSS
