we're all the same.
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'he is an absolute lady killer! i want him to fuck me into the mattress. i'm not even sorry for saying that, who cares if i hurt your straight white boy feelings? i want calum hood to fuck me in-'
'okay! i get it! he's hot! can you shut up for three seconds? god damn, michael he isn't jesus.' luke huffed, rolling his eyes dramatically.
'he might as well be.' michael shrugged, earning a punch from his best friend.
'okay, sorry i hurt your masculinity with my gayness, i guess. now may i go on about how long his dick is?'
luke groaned, mumbling a quiet, 'why do i even hang out with you?'
'maybe because you have a secret gay hidden inside you and you're trying to bring it out by hanging out with me.' michael shrugged, scrolling through twitter, 'seems pretty logical.'
'sure, i'm 0% hetero, i love stroking long dicks in the moonlight, is that what you'd like to hear?'
michael nodded, but before he finished he screamed out shrilly.
luke clapped his hands over his ears and fell off the bed, looking up at the shorter boy like he was insane.
'christ, michael! what the hell? can't you just be stunned into silence for a change? i bet what you screamed about wasn't even worth it!'
michael smiled and there was a faint twinkle in his eye, as he let out a small whisper, 'his nudes were leaked. luke, i am looking at calum hood's dick. my eyes have been blessed. i can go to hell in peace knowing that i have seen heaven. calum hood's dick.'
luke rolled his eyes, snatching the phone out of the boy's hands, muttering out, 'lemme see.'
michael smirked, 'so you're straight, huh?' he said coyly.
luke rolled his eyes, 'doesn't matter who you are or what genitals you'd hop on, everyone wants to see calum hood's dick, bro. we're all the same, just dull, dull, humans.'
michael grabbed his phone back and glared, hissing at the blonde before kissing his phone screen and saying 'he's mine. don't look at my future boyfriend's dick. 'bro.''
'just shut up and let me sext gabbi, yeah? go home and be gay, would ya?' luke laughed.
'homophobe!' michael teased, before grabbing his backpack and leaving the hemmings' house to make his way home.
and damn, he was really loving life right now.
who wouldn't be loving their life if they had just seen jesus' genitals?
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SO HOW WAS IT FAM??? I REALLY ENJOYED WRITING THIS AND IT WILL GET BETTER AS IT PROGRESSES.
I KNOW THIS WAS A LOT OF DIALOGUE TO TAKE IN BUT IT WILL GET BETTER, I SWEAR.
YOU ARE READING
misunderstood ๑ cth + mgc
Random'i'm sorry i'm not all the things that you want, all the things that you thought i would be.' or michael wanted to be calum's everything, and calum thought he could be, until he realized michael just didn't meet his standards. based on 'misundersto...
