School. (I know u want to)

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Ok. So here goes nothing.

School. Now I'm guessing this is a touchy  subject for some, but I'll talk about it anyway. *evil smirk* Basically. Me, I dunno... I'm actually at school in Scotland, although I'm from Germany. (Please no hate! Please!) So I guess i'm telling you this, because I want you to know... If my english sucks... Don't blame me! *raising hands in defeat* 

Now. Back to the topic. Basically: school sucks. For some more than others, but it still kinda does, doesn't it? I mean. It's not even like we are actually graded by how smart we are, are we? I mean; look. Learning for a test is basically just memorising, isn't it? So basically:

the test tests our ability to memorise.

"Wait! WHAT?" I hear you say? "that's not fair and totally crap!" I hear you shout.

Well damn right! It's crappy! Especially if you'r not good at memorising. Personally, I'm blessed with a photographic memory *coughs* NOT *coughs* Okay, okay. You caught me! That's not EXACTLY true.... I can memorise stuff quite well. But that does mean that I am quite shitty as well. As I said. Well. Not brilliant or anything. Well. You see. If you say "well" you basically mean: Shit. 

But onto the brighter topics. Maths. *falls to floor laughing* Ahahaha. That was a good one, huh!? *raises hand for high-five* Yes? No? Maybe?? Dont' leave me hangin' here, man!? Or girl? No seriously now. Maths. I just... I can't even... No. This is too much. I can't. Seriously. I can't do maths. It's like... I dunno. Even if I know all (and I mean ALL) the formulars and crap like that; I cannpt answer those damn questions! I mean, for real? Why? I hate maths. I absolutely loathe it. I know that there are actually people ou there that like maths... What is wrong with you people? No, I'm kidding. Some of my friends (yes, I actually did say friendssss. Plural. I know it's hard to believe,, right? Yeah, yeah. Been there, done that.) are actually really good at maths and like it, but me? Puh! You could chase me with maths and I would actually sprint. Like proper sprint and run for my life. (which will be quite hard, seeing as I'm probably the unfittest (do you even say it that way?) person you'll ever know. If I can choose between staying in and reading (or doing other stuff where you don't have to actually move so much) or go running (or do any, ANY other kind of sport. Seriously.) I will always, ALWAYS choose the non sporty option. No kidding and on my grave.    Oooops. This turned out longer than it was planned. Well. I hope ssomeone will like this and maybe smile a bit reading it. Oh, remember. Always smile. Because someone could be lookng at you, thinking: "Wow. That's one hell of a smile." And maybe just come over and talk to you. Maybe. But it can also be in school (I actually got back on the topic of this chapter... Yay!), if you smile once in a while, hell knnows, you can put a smile on someone else's face, too. And maybe your crush (if you have one) will notice and smile because I'm sure your smile is just the prettiest thing here and it's the best make-up you can wear (found this last bit on the make-up on "we heart it", think it's true? Jup. Definetly.) ;)   that's it for now :) Hope you enjoyed this. Be sure to check for Updates and comment please if you liked it and if you did, maybe you have a topic you would like me to discuss? I'm open to suggestions :D    Cu readerlings ;) Love, K xx

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