*at a concert*
H: Are you stood on a chair?
H: You're not stood on a chair!
H: How tall are you?
H: HE'S NINE FEET TALL! *a super tall guy but he's not nine feet tall*
H: The girl behind you must be like, "Jesus,"
H: "I can't see!"
H: She's like *puts a hand in front of his face* "I can't see what's going on... what?"
H: Okay... I swore you were stood on a chair.
H: Wow... wow.
H: Anyway, hands in the air please! Not you, you're talk enough.
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