Non-Directioner: Who's your crush?
Me: Liam Payne.
Non-Directioner: No, a real person.
Liam: Excuse me, but do I look like a toaster to you?
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De TodoWhat is Liam's favourite film trilogy? What is Niall's natural hair colour? Louis is the what from Doncaster? Harry worked in a what before the X Factor? If you know all the answers to these questions, you may continue to read the book. I do not own...
