The Creatures Monster AU

The Creature Mansion

I open the door and find it completely lit inside! It was completely furnished, it had red and gold colored really long rugs on the floor.

This place may have huge on the outside, but it's somehow even bigger on the inside!

"Oh! A visitor!" I hear a chipper voice announce, I quickly turn around, then realize the person was a lot shorter than I had originally though.

I look him in the eye. "Hi, I'm Joe, what do we owe the pleasure of your visit?" He asks, smiling a very bright and contagious smile.

"Uh, hi, I'm, uh" I finally realize he's wearing a very peculiar outfit.

'Maybe that's his Halloween Costume?' I wonder.

He has a look of confusion but he was still smiling...
HE'S WAITING FOR MY REPLY!

"OH! Sorry! I, I'm Immortal." I finally reply, not wanting to give out my real name. "I, uh, like your outfit btw."

He looked at his outfit, consisting of a light green suit, a white blouse, and a light green top hat, he also hat a four leaf clover on his jacket.

"Thanks! I normally like my other one better, but it's in the wash."

He replied, suddenly there were foot steps and there were more people.

"We heard there was a visitor!" Two males said, but looking at them I was taken aback.

ONE WAS A SKELETON AND THE OTHER WAS SEE THROUGH!

I started internally freaking out, "GaLm! Smarty! There you are! The others have been looking for you two everywhere!" The guy named Joe said, still keeping the smile on his face.

"O-oh! Oh yeah! Sorry, I guess we're just too good at hide and seek!" The skeleton had said, the ghost ever so slightly hiding behind him, blushing.

"I'm GaLm," the Skeleton said, extending his hand to me, "and this is Smarty." The ghost waved to me.

I took his skeletal hand in mine and shook it, trying not to make any of them angry.

"I'm Immortal." I say in return, giving the impression nothing was wrong, but if they could see my face under my Optimus Prime helmet, they would have known I was flipping my shit.

"We don't get visitors often, especially cyborgs." GaLm says, smile on his face.

"GaLm! That's not something you can just say!" Smarty had corrected him, and sense I don't want to listen to another stupid fight, I turn to Joe and ask.

"You said something about "others""

He looks slightly surprised, "oh yeah, I'll introduce you!" He cheers back up and starts to lead the way to the 'others', leaving the other two to fight about whether that comment was racist or not.

I followed Joe, not fully paying attention, still processing what had just happened.

We were walking through the mansion, when a very fluffy person ran past us.
I jumped, nearly into Joe's arms, who just chuckled.

"Jordan! Don't scare the guest!" Joe yelled and ran after him.

"A little jumpy?" I hear a voice ask with a British accent.

I look around, finding him behind me.

"Yeah, when it's out of nowhere" I reply, defending myself.

Looking him over, he wore a nice white jacket, matching dress pants, a dark red dress shirt and some black shoes.

He had little horns sticking out from his hair, what seemed to be bat wings and a tail and had a point on the end.

He was smirking at me, he's K9s seemed rather sharp, but he seemed to be pleased with my answer.

Stepping closer he introduced himself, "I'm Dex, I guess you've already met some of my friends." He said extending his hand.

I shook it, looking him up and down, I couldn't help staring, speechless.

HE HAD WINGS!

He chuckles, "got a name or are you just going to keep staring, asshole?"

I snap back to reality - or what I think is reality - or this reality?  I really don't know anymore.

"I'm A-! Immortal! I'm Immortal." I correct, nearly forgetting I had given that instead of my real name.

"Funny, I am too." He says, coolly.

"Dex, lay off the poor boy, he doesn't need your flirting." We hear, another voice almost in a pur. I turn to him, noticing his red hat first and noticing Joe standing behind him to the side, still smiling.

I immediately turn bright red, but thankfully with the helmet on none of them can see my face.

"I'm Jordan." He adds on simply.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Immortal." I reply, trying my hardest to not scream from the fact he was wearing these furry pants and nearly nothing else.

He had - what seems to be - cat ears and a tail to match.

"So what do we owe the pleasure of you visiting?" He asks. I tense up, not knowing what to say.

"I was just looking for a place to crash tonight." I rush through saying it, scratching the back of my head.

It's technically not a lie.

"Hm, well, you're welcome to stay here, ever sense Ze and Chilled got together we've had an extra room."

"Now if only we could get Smarty and GaLm to come out to us." Dex adds, looking mischievous.

"Thank you." I say, genuinely thankful. "What do you call this place anyway?"

"The Creature Mansion." Joe answers, smiling as wide as a mile.

"JORDAN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!"