Mr. Jisatsu

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They all walked into the school

Button: WE HAVE LOCKERS!!!!

Kirito: It's not that big of a deal

Golden: We're not going to use them anyway

Button: I will..

Golden: Alright I need a Knife, A Ds, and another knife

Kirito: Then just say two knives

Golden: See is I don't feel like it. Not to remind you that I'm the most powerful, the most fastest, the most strongest of the 4 of us

They all just stopped, It was quiet for a short moment, Button walked upstairs trying to find their classes. He stopped at one room that says Mr. Jisatsu 

Button: Jisatsu....

The others weren't far behind 

Joe: This looks nice...

Golden: It's too clean..

Kirito: I hope the teacher isn't stupid 

Button: We can sit next to each other like a square

Golden: I need a giant book to cover my whole desk

Button: Yeah We'll do that..

The bell rang

Button: We're first to class

They walked in taking their seats at the bottom left. Other kids walked in taking their seats. A Kadabra walked in

Jisatsu: Take your seats. My name is Jisatsu and I'm Your teacher...For Today's work you will each be presenting your selves to the class...who will go first

No one raised their hand. 

Button: I-I'll do it....

Button got up and walked to the front of the class

Button: hello! I'm Button and I lo-

Golden: BOO YOU SUCK

Kirito: Loser!!

Joe: Nerd...

Jisatsu: Um..take your seat Button. 

He ran back to his seat, turned around and whispered

Button: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING! ARENT YOU GUYS MY BEST FRIENDS!

They were all quiet

Golden: Screw It. I'll go

Golden walked up in front of the stage.

Golden: Hello You Fucking Filthy Casuals. You all suck and I'm awesome

Jisatsu: Take your seat

He sat down

Joe: I'll Go....

He walked up 

Joe: I like fire, I like games, I like food, I like playing Super Smash Brothers

He sat back down. Everyone starts clapping

Random Kid: WOOO!!

Kirito: I guess it's my turn..

Kirito walked up to the front

Kirito: Um Hi everybody! My name is Kirito! I have exactly 20 Bags of Hot Cheetos, Hot Cheetos are amazing and they make me happy thank you 

He sat down. More and more kids presented themselves, soon the bell rang, They walked downstairs, Button feeling a bit embarrassed and the others just feeling happy.

Button: You guys are the worst friends ever

Kirito: Nah man we got your back....Maybe...Probably...From time to time....no not really


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