Fanfics: What people just don't get

Hi. I go by the name 'Dreamer 91210'. I've not been on Wattpad for an awfully long time, but I've just...noticed a few things.
You see...I've read a lot of fan fictions, and sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but some people just don't get it.
And by 'getting it' I mean, actually writing the book properly.
No, I know what you're thinking...
'Go write a book yourself!'
Yes...I would go write a book, but as much as I 'love' writing, I 'love' reviewing too. And not because I-
1. Don't have anything else to do with my life
2. Just see the point in reading books
3. Have a 'craze for critisizing'. (See what I did there? Good, cus I don't either!)
But just because I do it for the children...
ANYWAY...
This book gives YOU (and I do mean YOU) and inside look on how fanfics should be written and how they should NOT.
And hey...you might actually LEARN something.
So if you're a young writer, who wants to 'learn' something about how to get hits on Wattpad, then keep on reading. Comment and vote, and your fanfic may just end up on my top rankings!
And if they don't...just ask yourself...
"Will this book get me into Harvard?"
And if the answer is NO, then delete that book and write it again. If you're unsure, just...hibernate for a while.
Thank you for reading this introduction. A special shout out to all those who love puppies...