SO POPULAR

WORST SUMMER EVA

So my cusin came ovr for the sumer like r u friggin kiding??????/

So the summerr is totes ruined by him so i'll just so hang in the pool 4 today or wutevessss

but it was the day the ice-cream truk was cumings o i steped on my front yard and runned across it for 1 hr or wutevr but i still dint get to the gate so i got on my 100% pure gold golf carrus and droveeeeee like weeeee!!!!!!!!!

but then i dint no how to stahp so i crashed into da gate like yassssssss it was so frgiin fun so i ran around the front lawnnnnnnnn yayyyyy

and then i carrusweeld becuz im sooooo good at jim nastiks and i did a rondoff and bumped my head on a bush #jimnastproblemsssss like u can't even relate duhhhhhhhhhh

so its very obvi dat my hed hurts so i caled the wambulans and it caame and took me to the ice-cream truk. i ate ice-cream and came home and swiped my card and the whole truk was minel like yasssssduhhhh

my cusin was so friggin annoying so i slaped hima nd he cryd so i slap him agan.