EUROPE

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Oh my god, we have to go to Europe. I get ta invtr anyone I want like assess. I mean yass. I want ta invite brookie bae, my bf and everyone I hate so make them jump off the plane like hahaha and then me and Brooke and my hot bf will just be looking at them and we'll be eating purified popcorn that cost 100000000 money dollars. So cheap. Jeesh

So later I decide to not invite them hated peeps cuz me and Brooke don't want to be seen breathing the same air as them. It's so disgusting.

We climb into my private jet and we eat all the delish food that costs only 10000000000 money dollars. Still why is everything so cheap these days. We finally land after throwing the lazy attendant down the jet because she smiled at my boyfriend. Gosh and we also are purified popcorn and chips that have no calories and they are like air. They don't give any fat to you. They disappear in your stomaxh. Mr and Brooke are so skinny unlike those fat people hahaha.

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