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Me: *I looked over the mountains, seeing one body on top, shouting to the ocean.*
Rock Lee: I WILL MARRY SAKURA! EVEN IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO!
Tobi: *somehow appears behind Lee and cries anime tears TT.TT* I FEEL YOUR PAIN!
Emilio: *kicks Tobi of the mountain* shut. Up.
Itachi: pathetic -/.\-
Sasuke: *chidori* I WILL KILL YOU ITACHI!
Gaara: I will kill you all -.-
Emilio: SHUT UP YOU...YOU STEAM POT! YOU TATOO HEAD! YOU EYELINER FREAK!
Gaara: I will kill you all -.- *sand starts to form around Emilio*
Emilio: IM AFRAID OF NO DRAG QUEEN!
Lee: *runs to Gaara and jumps on his head, using him as a step*
Gaara: I will kill you -.-Me: I do not own them!
I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
“This is Kumogakure…” One of the ANBU said as we reached the village after almost three weeks. We were in the mountains, and we were surrounded by clouds. Hidden in the Clouds…now I get it!
“We will escort you to lord Raikage. Another will come for you two, ANBU.” The ANBU nodded and I silently followed this guard away. We got to the Raikage’s building, screaming erupted throughout the building. The guard sighed and gestured to a door. I nodded and walked to it but I quickly jumped back as the door was thrown across the room. The Raikage came out, screaming, throwing papers. He stopped when he spotted me. He pointed an accusing finger at me, his body shaking.
“Y-you….Yuki…” I frowned. Before I could say anything I was pulled into the grasp of his mountains for muscles for arms, holding on tight, almost completely devouring my oxygen supply. A heavy amount of anime tears strolled down his cheeks. “Yuki-sama! You’ve returned!” He shouted in his deep, demanding voice through sobs.
“W-who’s Yuki?” I said in a high voice, no oxygen left. He finally dropped me.
“You…you’re not Yuki-sama?” I shook my head.
“I’m Emilio. Emilio Zuki.” His eyes widened.
“You’re Yuki’s daughter then, I get it. I guess you came here to find more about yourself?” I nodded.
“Well then! BEE!” Then someone else came out of the Raikage’s room.
“Yo! Say Ho!” I frowned at the sight of him. What the?
“BEE!”
“YES, BROTHEEEEEEEEEEEEER!”
“WE MUST PREPARE A MASSIVE WELCOMING FOR EMILIOOOOOOOOO!”
“YES, BROTHEEEEEEEEEEEEER!”
“NO!” I shouted making their heads snap towards mine. I sighed. “I’m sorry, but please, don’t. I hate people.” I said shyly. The Raikage’s face now carried a wide smile.
“Just like Yuki. Oh then Emilio-“
“Emma, or Emi.” He nodded.
“Emi then. Enter my office and we’ll talk more.” We all entered the room and I sighed as I saw the entire room destroyed. “So Emi.” He said as he plumped down in a seat. “How long do you expect to stay?” I frowned.
“Am I supposed to know? If I like it here, forever, if not, then I’ll return as soon as I know myself.” He nodded.
“Ok then. You will stay with Bee, k?” It was more of a demand than a question. “He has a cave sort of home behind the mountains. He also has an island but you stay right here, under my nose.” I nodded, sweat rolling down my forehead. “Now tell me, what is your rank.”
“Rank? Umm….I don’t know. I think I’m a genin? Maybe not.” He sighed.
“Tomorrow we will then a test for you to see if we can rank you up.” I slowly nodded.
“You know my name! You know my fame! Don’t be lame!” Our head snapped to Bee. “Eight Tails, that’s me, da rappin, Killer Bee ♫” I frowned.
“Eight Tails?” They all stopped to look at me. The Raikage sighed.
“I guess I should explain it all. Ok, where do I start? In this world there are nine demons. From the Shukaku, the one tails of Sand, all the way up to kyuubi, the nine tails of the Leaf.” I frowned. That must be what Naruto was all about. “They always roam free, that is until the shinobi figured out how to seal them into other shinobi. And that’s exactly what happened here. Bee here is the jinjuriki of the eight tails. He is only one of the Cloud’s jinjuriki. The other is Yugito Nii of Matatabi, the two tails. Umm…do you have any questions?” He asked as he scratched the back of his neck. I smiled and shook my head.
“Alright! A Tailed Beast resides, inside my hide! Makin' beats and rhymes and I'm makin' 'em live ♫ Its what a Jinchuriki needs to survive. Battle and battle up here in the Bee Hive! ♫” Bee sang and Raikage sighed.
“BEE!”
“YES BROTHEEEEEEEEEER!”
“SHOW EMI-CHAN AROUND THE VILLAGE!”
“YES BROTHEEEEEEEEEER!” Bee then grabbed my arm and pulled me out, just to be called by the Raikage in, again.
“Yes?”
“Mind showing me your curse marks?” He asked and my eyes widened before narrowing. I slowly nodded and removed my cloak. I still wore my old ninja clothes, my marks showing. I never had a Leaf headband, seeing as I wasn’t officially even a shinobi. He smiled and nodded, satisfied. “You should hide them, for now anyway. The people in this village loved you mother yes, but it took a while to accept her and after they found out she had a daughter with that man, they went back to hating her. So let them accept you first.” I nodded. I wanted to ask about my mother but Bee dragged me out the room.
“Win after win is the way that it’s done ♫ When I’m done, you'll wish we never met, son! Aww yeeah! ♫ Yo! Hey! Ho! Ya know my force, of course, from the source! No remorse from me, the one and only Killer Bee ♫ Watch and learn, feel the burn, testify ♫” He raped as he dragged me through the village, everyone staring. He dragged me to a dango shop and placed me on a stool while he went to order. Bee….he’s a…weird one. He came back at placed seven dangos in front of me.
“What? Seven?! I can’t eat that many!” He only rolled his eyes, well I thought he did, he wore goggles so I wouldn’t know. He got up and I was forced to follow with seven dangos at hand. I ate them as we walked, Bee still continued to rap horribly. Then he suddenly stopped and I bumped into his back.
“Umm…Bee-sama?”
“I’ll take you to Yugito, I’m not really good with girls and tours. Come.” He turned around and I followed him through the village, everyone staring at to why the eight tails. Their Raikage’s brother, walking with a cloaked girl, not showing her face but she eats dangos. Weird…. I don’t know why, but Bee led me into a….sewer.
“Why. On Earth. Did you lead me to. A. Damn. Sewer?” He shrugged.
“Yugito’s alone time, is here in a sewer. She is so fine, she never goes skewer.” I frowned at his horrible rapping. He led me down the tunnels until we got into the main pipe which was large. Bee gestured to something, and my eyes widened. That’s so…beautiful…
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