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Heyo! This is gonna be a Story Time With Panderz type of thing. This happened yesterday but I forgot to upload it so...Yea! You ready? No? Oh whale! Leggo!!! ======================= I was in gym class playing knockout and this girl named Aalyah ( pronounced Aaliyah) came up to me and asked "Why do you like Michael Jackson so much?"
This is what went down
"Why do you like Michael Jackson so much?"
"Why don't you?"
"Michael Jackson is gross,"
"You're gross. Stop insulting my husband," ( Yes I actually said this )
"Michael Jackson is ugly,"
"So are you. Are you trying to be starting something? Don't make me get my family on you,"
===== A/N Not the best comebacks I already know. Also by family I meant the MJFAM. Didn't know if that was obvious or nah. =====
So anyway we keep playing and I look over and she was whispering something in her boyfriend's ear. I figured she was telling him what I said and I didn't really care so I continued to play.
Next thing I know her boyfriend comes over.
"Michael Jackson is ugly,"
"Shut up, Thomas."
"What? It's true,"
I this when he realized...That he f*cked up.
I ran at him and of course he tried to run away but I got him. I slapped him and put him in a headlock like so⇩
======= A/N If you're in wrestling don't use this move. It's illegal. =======
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I started tightening my grip, cutting off his breathing.
==== A/N I know I sound psycho but I'm not...usually. I just get really defensive over certain things, and Michael happens to be one of them. ====
I started to cut off his breathing and I look up and see the gym teacher looking at me but he didn't say anything so I didn't stop. But a few seconds later he called me over.
"Nyah come here please," I let Thomas go, pushing him off me and walked over to the teacher. "Take a seat," He demanded.
"Yes?"
"What was that all about?" He asked. Clearly talking about what I just did to Thomas.
"Umm...It was nothing. I just kinda overreacted."
"Oh. Well...Just make sure it doesn't happen again, ok?"
"Ok."
"Just take a seat. Kinda calm down,"
I just nodded in response, but a few seconds went by and I decided to tell him. "He just...He insulted something I'm really passionate about,"
"I know sometimes Thomas can say things. What did he say?"
"He insulted Michael Jackson," I mumbled under my breath. He started to chuckle. I looked over to see him shaking his head. I could tell that he heard me loud and clear.
"Listen, I like MJ too," He chuckled some more. "but that's not a reason to choke someone."
I kept looking forward, not making eye contact for two reasons. One, I was making sure I didn't get hit with a basketball. Two, because sadly, I knew he was right.
"I know," I sighed.
"Did you noticed that I didn't stop you right away?"
I laughed. "Yea. I saw you look at me, but I didn't hear you say anything, so I didn't stop,"
"I didn't. You did something I've wanted to do since the first week of school."
"Don't we all?" I asked more as a statement rather than a question.
"True."
================ What can I say? I had to defend our husband. Don't regret my decision at all. I made sure there were no hard feelings between Thomas and I and he said that we were cool. So...Yea! Forever Defending Michael!🙌🙏👍
