They say that there are plenty of fish in the sea.. But until I catch one I'm stuck here holding my rod
I hate it when I'm wearing my apple bottom jeans and I cant find my boots with the fur
I saw the most beautiful picture in the store today.. It turned out to be a mirror
I ask my parents a simple 'yes" or "no" question and I get a lecture
Girl: I can count all the guys I've slept with on one hand
Boy: Yeah if that hand was holding a calculator
Shit happens I mean look at your face
I like sleeping its like death without the commitment
The best threesome.. Me . My bed. My pillow
Im sorry if I offended you when I called you a bitch, I honestly thought you knew
Dear food,
Either stop making me fat or story being delicious
Im great in bed I can sleep for days
Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell we text when were outside
That gangster feeling when you rap and don't mess up
Im in a serious relationship with my wifi.. you could say we have a connection
D.R.A.M.A.. Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention
