The fucking best thing I fucking like most in the fucking English language is that you can fucking put the fucking word "fucking" every fucking place you fucking want.. fuck ya
I don't need anger management I need people to stop pissing me off
Hates are like crickets. They chirp all day and you walk by them and they shut up
When someone tries talking to me while I'm watching my favourite shower and your like SHUUTTTUUPP
Me: *opens fridge* " BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE"
Think of a number between 0 and 20. Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes.. its dark isn't it
me: Dude I wasn't that drunk
friend: You picked up a little Mexican girl and screamed "DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!"
She said she was hungry so I gave her a mcdick- Ronald McDonald
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me: dad I got suspended from school today..
Dad: WTF YOURE GROUNDED WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO
me: Well I was in class and we had this anti-bullying person come in to teach us and she goes "sticks and stones may break our bones but words can never hurt me
Dad: AND!?!?!
ME: so I through a dictionary at her
Hey spell me
Ok? M-E
You forgot the D
Theres no D in me?
Not yet
Life is all about ass your either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it , kissing it , busting it or trying to get a piece of it.
The ketchup sayd tear here and I teared the other side.... THUG LIFE
Never be upset when you see your ex with someone else. My mom always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
