~Naruto Fanfic~ The Gods Daughter (HIATUS)

Chapter 12- There was a Talking Oreo...

DU NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!!!

Is always there for you!

Me: DISCLAIMER!! SHIKA WILL YOU DO THE HONORS!!! *Jazz Hands*

Shika: What a drag....

Me: *Pouts* Fine! Choji!

Choji: *Eats Chips*

Me: *Deadpan* I can't believe I'm saying this...... Orochimaru... Wanna do the honors?

Orochimaru: Ssssuuurre, hello, Sssasssuke's mine....

Me: OUT!!! *Pushes him away* Hinata!

Hinata: Y-yes, h-hi N-N-Naruto d-doesn't b-belong to us...

Me:*Winks at Hinata* Of Course! NARUTO belongs to you!

Hinata: *Faints*

Me: IS IT SOMETHING I SAID!!? NOOO HINATA!! SOMEONE CALL 911!!!!!!

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Chapter 12- There was a Talking Oreo

Tsuki's POV

"Welcome to the stage for the second exams.. Practice Arena 44, also know as, 'The Forest of Death!!'" Anko announced/ chuckled like the mad woman she was.

"This is creepy..." Sakura muttered.

"Bah! You'll soon see why this is called, 'The Forest of Death' " Anko said creepily.

Naruto huffed. "You'll soon see why this is called 'The Forest of Death' " Naruto mimicked/mocked.

I held my hand to my mouth. "Pfft..." His dance is so hilarious. ( And I'm running out of fuel out of ma head ?_? I'm getting bad )

"YOU THINK THAT SCARES ME!!? THAT'S NOTHING!! IM NOT AFRAID!!" Naruto yelled.

"Kid.. You're spirited.. But.." Anko trailed off.

I caught the incoming kunai before it came in contact to Naruto's face.

I clicked my tongue. "Bad Anko! Don't do dis!" ( lol Ty's pig, certain people will know dis )

"Aww... I wanted to see that red blood I love" She pouted.

'You're bloodthirsty' Naruto thought shivering slightly.

"Now before we start the second test.. There's something I have to pass out" Anko announced, taking paper out of her vest.

I nudged Akiko. "Ye nervous" I said. She shook her head. "Nah I'm good, we are G's after all!" She winked. I rolled my eyes. "I meant for the others" I said.

She blinked. "Ooooh, well they're screwed" She stated bluntly.

I rolled my eyes and focused on the scene. Waaa da?

"Naruto where did you get that cut on your cheek?" I asked.

"Oh! Sakura hit me with a stick... It hurt.." He mumbled.

I deadpanned. "Really?"

"YOU MUST SIGN THESE AGREEMENT FORMS!!!!" Anko shouted.

"There will be deaths in this one and if I don't have you sign these.. Well your deaths will be my fault.. Hehe"

"Before you sign the forms, I'm going to explain the rules for the Second Test! After that, each team will head over to that booth behind me" She motioned.

"I'll now explain the test, simply put, you will attempt the ultimate survival! First I will explain the area in which you will take place in.. Around Practice Area 44. There are 44 locked gates. Forest, river, and a tower in the center. From the gates to the tower is about, 10km. During the battle in there, there will be a simple task you will have to complete, a no rules... Scroll Battle!" Anko explained.