(Its 3am in the UK)
Once upon a time there was a man. This mans name was Dan. He liked seals. He was also a wizard. He magically summoned a seal. He was happy but then he realised it wasn't a seal. It was a dolphin. Dan was like shit what am I gunna do now. Suddenly Donald Trump appeared and said "Dan u gotta kill the dragon". "What fuckin dragon" Dan replied. "The dragon of dreams" said donald. Then a dinosaur appeared and they screamed like girls. Donald had a heart attack and died. Dan got sad. The dinosaur blew up because of the awkward atmosphere. Dan then thought about life.
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My shit journal (FINISHED)
Random(FINISHED) This book has literally just become a place for me to infodump about my SI's without people telling me to shut the fuck up. read it tho I need wattpad revenue
