VicTORIous: Alternative Endings

Victori-Yes (remake)

It all begins at Hollyweird Farts Pie School, and Jade drinks some Wahoo Punch. Little did she know that the Wahoo Punch was expired. When she finished, she fell down and died. A few minutes later, Tori and those other guys come in and find Jade, thinking that she is dead. Andre, in his fairy god mother outfit, says that Jade is not dead, but asleep. The only thing that will wake her up is a kiss. So desperate Trina comes and kisses her hand and slaps Jade. It didn't work (obviously), and only Robbie and Beck were left. Beck refused to kiss her, since she drank expired Wahoo Punch, but Robbie was as desperate as Trina, so he grabbed her cheek and gave her a big kiss. (Thus Rade/Joddie was born). She suddenly woke up wearing a cheese outfit and yelled, "Hey, Tori and Trina, let's go be in a game show wearing cheese outfits. And the two agreed.

Meanwhile, Cat went to a wood chipper. She opened her back pack and got out Rex. He saw the wood chipper and screamed "DON'T KILL ME! I'VE ONLY BEEN ON PURPLEZEBRAS CHEAP THEORIES ONCE!" But she refused to listen and murdered Rex. She was happy and then went over to Robbie's house.

Torinade arrives at the game show, only to be noticed by two girls wearing a mouse outfit. There names are Lol and Omg. They welcome them by smudging raspberry pie into there faces. Jade becomes so mad and grabs her magic scissors to kill them. But, before she stabbed the living dingbats out of them, the producer man said that they needed a screen shot for the Victorious Wiki. So they all possed and took a picture. When they finished Jade killed them and ate there remains. Tori and Trina think to themselves how they got in a game show and what Victori-Yes means. Finally, Kool Kojak comes and asks them what color is cheese. Jade answered Black and she won the game show. Then Kojak sings a song dedicated to her, and Jade kills him too. Then Torinade get married and wear there moldy cheese outfits in peace.

If you are wondering what happened to Cat and Robbie, well read this:

Cat enters Robbie's house, and Robbie is dressed in Al Capone's suit. Cat suddenly is wearing an attractive red dress, and she gets curly brown hair. She speaks to Robbie (in a French accent) that she got the job done. Robbie (in a Jersey accent) says that she did the dirty work and deserved a reward. "I don't need money," Cat cried. "I need you." So Robbie tore off his shirt (showing that he grew a large amount of chest hair somehow) and the two started to play Charades. Then Andre comes and says that they all lived happily ever after.