Wanko's Warehouse (remake)

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As the swine squad goes their leader Tori into a department store, Jade and Beck start to kiss. Andre reacts in a shock and goes, "WHAT THE F- 3 STARS IS GOING ON? I thought you guyz split!" Beck and Jade answer Andre with a slap in the face.

When they arrive at the shop, Tori bragged that she was right about it being a 20 minute walk, even if it has been only a minute and a half of the show. Since everyone is a herlingderg and says nothing about it, they all go inside Wanko's Warehouse. When they go in, they meet Carly, who was on her laptop blogging about Wanko's Warehouse. Suddenly, all the lights turn off, and the while place turns into a steel cage. Everyone was shocked, except for Jade and Beck of course, and Cat started to cry. Robbie begins to cheer her up, but then some random Cabbie fan runs into the scene (which makes you wonder how she got in) and says that Robbie needs to kiss Cat to make her feel better, and that Cat gets angry and makes out with Robbie as revenge, then they apologize and get married. This happened in only 5 minutes, and Cat became Catalina Shapiro. So then the fan girl mysteriously disappeared. So, since Tori and Andre were lonely and sad, they decided to get together with someone. So Tori started to make out with Beck, and Jade wanted to make out with Andre, causing him to fall in love with her AGAIN. So when Jade saw Beck and Tori doing kissy-face, Jade became a man again and kicked Tori with her hand.

The only ones left were Andre, Beck, and Jade. And Carly, of course. So Carly announces that she is also a fan girl and creates the new love ship: Jandreck (Jade+Andre+Beck). The three agree and get married (although Jade and Beck are already married, which makes unsure if this theory was written by someone crazy) and they live happily ever after… in Wanko's Warehouse. And what happened to Cat and Robbie you ask? Well, the fan girl secretly came back and stole Cat and Robbie. She later made clones and continuously sells them on eBay.

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