All's Well that Ends With Love

3. Comfortable Heels=Oxymoron

Hey, you're here, OK. So read I guess. BYE.

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BOOM CLAP THE SOUND MA HEART THE BEAT GOES ON N ON N ON N ON NOW.

We walked into the party looking fly.

It was exactly how I'd imagine it, drunk teenagers with red solo cups.

I slowly walk into the place, careful since Sasha coerced my feet into heels.

*earlier*

"Its not faiirr" I cried as Lizzie was strapping them on. "how come I have to wear these death traps but not Rosie?"

Rosie smirked and pointed to her boots, "Because these are my signature" and went back to texting someone.

Probably her cult leader.

Who am I kidding? She IS the leader.

Sasha looked up from her vanity mirror, "An, we are going to a party to show up your sister so therefore you need to look amazonian!"

Lizzie hauled me up to my feet. "But, I'll look like a dying deer!" I whined.

"Oh shh" Sasha said walking over. "Jake and Matt are waiting with the car, lets move people!"

Everyone was walking down the stairs,
Lizzie looked back "An, stop walking weird."

I huffed in anoyance, "Shut up, I'm walking fine."

"Really? You look like youre walking on a rope bridge.....with no rails." She said amused.

"on the everest." Rosie added.

I slugged down the stairs while clutching the rail as though it were Dylan O'Brien.

We heard a car horn from outside, and hurried out.

Matt, and Jake were in the front seats looking irritated. Oops.

"I KNEW we could've gone to taco bell instead of waiting for half an hour!" Matt said crossing his arms.

Jake sighed, "I didn't know they'd take SO long." He said dramatically pointing at Sasha.

Sasha gasped, and put her hand on her heart. "How dare you accuse my artform!"

Rosie looked at Sasha, "You look the same as you do everyday, just with a dress on." She deadpanned.

"I DONT EXPECT LAMENS TO UNDERSTAND." Sasha retorted.

Jake looked over at Sasha, "I think you look pretty nice" and then he averted his eyes back on the road.

Matty put his hand on his heart and gasped. "How dare you JakeyCakey, I thought you only eyes for ME"

Sasha glared at him, "THATS MY DRAMATIC MOVE, HOW DA-----"

"BE GONE YOU MUGGLE!" Matty dismissed her.

Oh shit.

"Ooh, oh no he didnt " Lizzie said in a hushed sass voice.

Rosie and Lizzie started laughing and singing to the crap on the radio.

Sasha and Matty were now having a full on "Biggest drama Queen' war.

"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU, IM GETTING A MIGRAINE!!!" Jake yelled annoyed.

The radio then just change to 21 pilots.

And I started to laugh and sing along. "IVE GOT A MIGRAINE AND MY PAIN WILL RANGE FROM UP DOWN AND SIDE WAYS!"

Jake turned off the radio "let me drive in peace"

"TURN IT BACK ON" Everyone yelled

Through all these rucus, we were getting closer to the party.

Now I was sweating through my hands. But I wasn't nervous to face my sister, my one and only enemy. I wasn't nervous at all. Nope.

Sasha noticed my worry and rubbed my shoulder gently.

"Cmon you look banging and this will awesome" she said gently

"Don't jinx it." Lizzie warned, "Remember, what happened on the roadtrip to Niagara Falls?"

Rosie grimanced, and shuddered. "Sasha is a dangerous jinx."

Sasha huffed, "Cmon, that was just bad luck. How is it my fault if it rained, the tire slashed, and we had to hitchhike in the rain?"

Matty faked a high pitch voice, "You guys, nothingll go wrong. This will be soo perf."

"Asshole" Sasha muttered under her breath.

I looked out the car to see we had approached a big white house with raging music blasting out and people swarmed around, dancing like there's no tomorrow.

"I think this is it" Jake said, stopping the car.

Just then a shirtless drunk dude ran past our car with a huge dildo in his hand.

"WOOHOO, IMMA GO SHOVE THIS UP SOMEONE'S BUTT." He said running along and waving it around.

"What kind of PCP are these manboys on?" Matty muttered, shaking his head.

"Well, we're about to find out" Sasha said, getting out of the car.

We all shuffled out of the car and starting walking up the lawn.

I breathe out.

Looks like its show time. Watch out Cassidy.