The Mixed Demigod

Chapter 42: OH MY GODS!

    I healed the rest of Luke and I decided to talk with Will. And I have a feeling I embarrassed him and  myself and I'm pretty sure he did the same. I left the room to get some real air and my hair blew all over the place even in my mouth. I pulled it up and saw something very disturbing. *gags* Hera. She beckoned me to come closer. As I did she started changing forms. From my mother to Hera. "Uh what is wrong with you?" I asked. "My dear im your mother i have come to take you home!" She said wrapping her arms around me. "Im dyslexic and ADHD not stupid" "Why never!" She said. Impulled away "Your Hera" "No. I'm your mother" she said raising an eyebrow. "You can see through the mist" she mused. "No I cant but I see your form flickering." She pulled a kid next to me which I sadly noriced it was Caleb. "Hey kid whats up?" He asked "Who's this? She looks likw an older you" he said squinting. "No its Hera" "Huh? I've seen Hera this is NOT Hera this lady is pretty" he blushed then looked at me. "Not that your...um...that your" he said still blushing. "Ha! Now I do know you like me!" "Well duh!" Someone behind me said. I turned around. Caleb knelt. I did the same. I didnt know who she was but I decided I should. "Lady Aphrodite" he said I got up. "Mom?" "Yes hon" "Uh why are you here?" "I came here to discuss matters with Chiron" she said sweetly. "Ill go get him" I grumbled. "No dear this handsome man shall" "Yes my lady" Caleb answered and ran off. "Charmspeak?" "Charmspeak" she confirmed. Caleb came back a few minutes later literally almost making Chiron fall out of his wheelchair. "Lady Hera and Lady Aphrodite what a surprise" Chiron said. "Well Chiron dear I must talk to you" Aphrodite answered I'm just gonna call her mom since Hera isn't my mother. Thank the gods. "Hey mom why do you need to talk to him here why not on Olympus?" I asked. "Well, dear, we are going to Olympus but you can come if you'd like and you can take the handsome one" "Oh let me go get him" I laughed. "I'm right here" Caleb said. "She said handsome not stupid" "I may be stupid but I'm also hot" "Nope" "Let us go my dears" Aphrodite said. "Oh and Hera," I began "Yes mutan... I mean child" "Aphrodite is so better than you" I finished then held on to Aphrodite's clothes as we transported to Olympus. We automatically spawned in the Throne Room. I took one look around and charged Ares. "Hey kiddo" he said not even noticing I had my blade unsheathed. He opened his arms and I saw a chink in his armor I just had to hit it perfectly. I jumped on his lap and got right on his wrist vain. "Hey! What was that for!" He bellowed. "Angering me like you are now" I stabbed his other one then his armpit. "I'm immortal" "Doesn't mean I can't stab you" I said. I finally hopped down and smiled. He was covered in golden inchor. "Definitely your kid" Zeus stated. I looked at Zeus. "Ok big dude I know you could kill me any second but I don't like any part of you or Hera. Your both snooty, rude, flashy, proud, crazy-" "Hold it there kid" Apollo interrupted. I looked up at Zeus. He was twitching. "I like this one" Aphrodite said. "You better!" I said snapping my fingers in a Z. "Welcome to my side of the family!" Poseidon said opening his arms. "Oh dad" I stammered holding the amulet. He smiled and brought me into a hug. "Your..still...a god" I choked out. "Oh sorry Lillie" He said. "Sorry I haven't been able to visit I've been really busy" I said glaring at Aphrodite. "My child come hug me greet me properly" Athena said from across the room. I came up to her and bowed then hugged her. I heard Zeus mumble. "Of course Athena gets the special treatment" we both looked at him. "Well Mr. Lightning your king of the gods slow your role on jealousy" we said together. "My daughter you must prove yourself to me by doing the unexplainable." "Mother I do as you wish considering your a genius" I hugged her then bowed again and went up to Dionysus. "You made the stupidest choice to have me" I said then slapped him. "Tell me about it but now that I think about it you were the wrong kid oops" he said taking the power away from me. I could just imagine(You do this to) a new kid seeing a weird floating sign above their head running around and screaming while swatting the sign. "Poor thing I feel bad for Talie, the other kid, and Pollex." "Hey those are my kids" "I know thats why I feel bad" "Yep mine" Poseidon smiled. "Well I need to see my other father that is very self centered." We all looked at Apollo who was playing the Lyre. Now that I think about Lyre and Lyra are pretty much the same name. Huh. I walked up to Apollo. "My beautiful daughter" He said. "My ugly dad" he looked shocked then smiled. "You saw me say opposite day didn't you" "No but I'm speaking the truth" "Yet you like my son who looks just like me" he said. The more I thought about it the more it showed. *gags* "Oh gods what have you done Aphrodite!" I yelled pulling my dagger and charging. I cut her dress then her necklace, bracelets, earrings, pretty much everything she loved. "That." She said almost crying. "Was rude" she snapped then wiped her eye. Nothing happened. She snapped again. Finally I noticed she was calling her husband. My father. Ares. I looked over at him he was sharpening his dagger and not even paying attention that an owl was poking his neck. I mentally noted that the force of Athena. Well just don't get pecked by an owl. He finallt swatted at the bird and looked up. "Aphrodite what have you done with the new things I stole for you?!" She cried. A lot. And I mean A LOT! "You know what?" Ares said standing up from his throne. All the gods leaned forward waiting to see what was going to happen. "I have had enough of stealing things for you and being used by you!" He yelled stabbing his dagger in the arm of his blood red throne. He stormed out of the Throne Room. Aphrodite lifted up her head from her hands. She started crying harder and ran out of the Throne Room after him crying: "COME ON HONEY PLEASE LETS TALK!" "Best. Show. Ever!" Poseidon yelled eating popcorn. "Dad" "Oh sorry. You want some?" He asked. I facepalmed. "Dad" "What?" "Not now" "Oh" the popcorn disappeared. "Ok either I'm crazy or....what?" Caleb said. "Oh I forgot you were here" I said. "Yeah forget the handsome one" All the gods turned to him. "Excuse me" "Yall heard me!" "Now theres a child of mine I actually adore!" Zeus laughed. "Dad?" Someone said. I could tell it was a female and that they were close to crying because their voice cracked. "Thalia" he said. "So your my sister! The one everyone talks about!" Caleb said hugging her. She was so stunned she didn't attempt to hug him back. "Um you are?" "Caleb Harlem child of Zeus and your half-brother" he said staring at her. "I've sworn off boys please. Just stop staring" I jabbed his side after Thalia said it. She turned to Zeus and looked at him up and down her eyes welling with tears. "Father is this true? Is this insidious boy your favorite?!" "Insidious? What does that mean?" Caleb asked whispering in my ear. "Well um Thalia... I haven't seen you in so long!" "That doesn't matter father! Is he your favorite or not?!" "Thalia please don't push me" "You think this is pushing! Tell me!" "Daughter my only daughter" "You are trying my patience father" she said. A small light glinted on her cheek. A tear drop. "Zeus you are the worst parent, god, human, whatever you wish to be in the world! First you claim Caleb is your favorite when you know that you can't choose between them it will tear them apart! You idiot! You stupid father of an idiot! Not Thalia." I yelled almost swearing at him. He had his face in his hands. "Human don't you think I know that! I love Thalia dearly but I want to see her more often! Caleb I get to see him more a lot more. Thalia my dear, I love you just as much as Caleb but I need to see you more I don't want that stupid prophecy to be yours but I also don't want you to be a Hunter!" He cried. "Is it bad I still don't know what that is?" I questioned. Thalia turned to me. "Oh and you are?" "Lillie Parker child of... You know what never mind but would you please explain to me what a 'Hunter' is?" "A Hunter is a follower of Artemis and helps her hunt certain monsters the only problem, well for some, is that you have to swear off of boys" "Oh....Continue" "Father I've been wanting to visit but a Hunter doesn't get breaks! Or vacations!" "ARTEMIS!" "Yes father" a little girl that looks about twelve. "You have a daughter, excuse me Artemis, who looks 12?" "Yes child I may appear 12 but I am years older" she said.