The Intense African Safari

The African Safari

Katie had to go on a mission trip to Africa, so she brought all of yellow group with her. They decided it would be fun if they went on a safari around the African Savannah. They knew that it would be an interesting trip, when at the ticket stand, things went a little wrong. Melanie grabbed a papaya off of a tree, and threw it at Keegans head. She threw him into the fire, and he burned, along with the papaya. Well, at least that solved one problem. Then, they happily got going in their safari. When they were just five hours in, Luke decided to jump on top of the car. He was picked up by a giraffe. This giraffe had both Davis and Collins hanging onto two of its legs. This made Davis queasy, and he vommitted all over the giraffes legs. Collins jumped into the large puddle of vomit, and started bathing in the nasty slush. As usual, Caldwell and Annie were making out, with the driver awkwardly sitting in the middle. He ended up kicking them in the chins, while he tried to climb over the seat to get out of this awkward situation. The giraffe had been swinging Luke around all this time, while Tim and Ronaldo were, quite literally, kissing in a tree. Melanie jumped into a puddle and got eaten by a hippopotamus. Caroline was enjoying an ice cream while she watched Tim and Ronaldo. The giraffe finally swung Luke so high, that he fell into the middle of an elephant stampede. He got ran over. And that's how Luke died. The End.