One Piece: Zoro x Reader

It's THAT day

Zoro's P.O.V
(The straw hat pirates have stopped at an island for a few days, but someone wanted to stay longer and so they decided to)
Zoro - "Oi swirly-eyebrows, why do you want to stay here for another 3 days?"
Sanji - "Have you been living under a rock? Do you know what's happening in three days?!"
Zoro - "No?"
Sanji - "It Valentine's Day, Valentine's!"
Zoro - "What's that?"
Sanji - "Huh?! Are you stupid?"
Zoro - (Pulls out his swords) "Wanna fight, stupid cook!"
Sanji - "We can't fight, (love heart eyes) Nami-chwan said no fighting <3!"
Zoro - "Che"
Sanji - "Okay dumbass listen. Valentine's Day is a day where the girl gives chocolates to the person she likes."
Zoro - "Ahhhh.... Wait, so does that mean..."
Sanji - "Yes, Y/N is going to be preparing chocolates for you. Whatever you do, don't ask her for it. She wants to surprise you so don't."
Zoro - "Okay"
(An hour later, back at the hotel they are staying at)
"Hey Y/N, are you making chocolates for me?'
You - "No"
Zoro - "Oh okay" (Walks to Sanji's room) "Oy, perverted-cook. I asked her and she said no"
Sanji - (Hits Zoro on the head) "You IDIOT! I told you not to ask her you stupid-one-eyed swordsman"
Zoro - "Ah..."