One Piece: Zoro x Reader

Jealousy 3

Zoro's P.O.V
Zoro - *sighs* "What with her, she won't talk to me or do ecchi things with me! We haven't done it for a while so down there is really building up!" I walked to the kitchen. "Oy swirly-eyebrows!"
Sanji - "Why do I have to see your ugly mug first thing in the morning?!"
Zoro - "Give me advice!"
Sanji - He turned around, covers his mouth and starts shaking
Zoro - "Oy, what's wrong?"
Sanji - "BAHAHA, Zoro is asking ME for help?! BAHAHAHA, OHMYGOSH, BAHAHAH" he started rolling on the floor like an idiot, laughing his ass off.
Zoro - 💢*breathes in and out* Okay, I can't get angry! It's for Y/N's sake. "Shut up and listen you stupid pervert cook."
Sanji - "Hahahah, okay, okay. I'm listening."
Zoro - "Okay girl A is my girlfriend, and girl B is my friend."
Sanji - "You're dating Y/N, don't ask how I know. Everyone knows, it's obvious so.... BUT MAN YOU ARE SO LUCKY, she's so beautiful. If I could I would steal her away."
Zoro - "Okay, okay you perverted cook, listen to me! So Y/N is avoiding me right now, I don't know why. So I've been hanging out with girl b. Girl b talks to me and gives me little hugs and all, but that's different to what I do with Y/N. So what's wrong with Y/N"
Sanji - "You are the most stupidest person I've ever met, you are so dense. You can figure that out yourself. Pretend your in her situation. What does she see you doing?"
Zoro - "..." I tilted my head to the side. "I don't know"
Sanji - Hits Zoro on the head. "YOU ARE SO STUPID, ugh! Watch what I do, and watch how you react okay." He walks over to Y/N. "Princess Y/N, here is your dessert." He stands behind her and puts his arms around Y/N.
Zoro - I ran and jumped in between them, Sanji jumped back and I grabbed Y/N and held her to my chest. "Damn cook"
Sanji - "See now? What did you feel inside?"
Zoro - ".... Angry."
Sanji - "And....?"
Zoro - "...?"
Sanji - "Ugh, he's so stupid. *sighs* Y/N make your stupid boyfriend understand what you and him are feeling, okay?" He smiles.
Luffy, Ussop, Chopper, Brook and Franky - "BOYFRIEND?!?!"
Luffy - "Wait, what's a boyfriend? Is it a friend that's a boy? Oi Y/N, I'm your boyfriend"
(The boys try explaining to Luffy what it is, since his stupid like Zoro he won't get it that easily)
Zoro - "So... What happened to you"
You - "You still don't know what you felt, you're such and idiot" She looks at me and smiles.
Zoro - "Hehe, I'm your idiot. 😘💕" I kissed her forehead.
You - "That feeling inside here is called Jealousy"
Zoro - "Ahhhh, first time I've ever felt it. So all I have to do is stay away from girls, so you won't get angry? Because I got angry when you were having fun with Brook"
You - "Well, you can hang out with girls but don't get all touchy and flirty. I won't do it either, but I'll hang out with them. Just so you know, I belong to you and no one else.
Zoro - "Mm" I hugged her tightly and kissed her forehead. "Jealousy huh..."
(Who knows what happened to Nami, oh well.)