Funny cumbacks

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If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty

If laughter is the best medicine then your face must be cruing the world

It looked like your face caught on fire and some one tried to put it out with a hammer

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but it's not for me to point it out

Your lips are moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

I'm sorry was I supposed to be offended the only thing offending me is your face

Please keep talking I always yawn when I'm interested

The zoo called there wondering how you got out of your cage

I don't know what makes you so stupid but it really workes

Brain aren't everything in your case there nothing

I thought of you today it reminded me to take the trash out

You so ugly when you look in the mirror your reflection looks away

I'm sorry I didn't get that I don't speak idiot

Quick check your face I just found your nose in my business

Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons

Your such a beautiful intelligent wonderful person oh I thought we were having a lying competition

I would slap you but I don't want your face to look eny better

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people

You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupor to

I was not born with enough middle fingers to show how i feel about you

O my gosh it spoke

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