Harry Potter jokes and more...

🎶I through my ferret in the air sometimes, saying ay oh, this is Draco!🎶







Snape: the dark lord is back, Dumbledore.

Dumbledore: are you serious?

Snape: no, I'm Severus!








Maybe voldemorts face is flat coz he took the wrong turn to get to platform 9 3/4!







A saying that makes Snape most angry: Why so Sirius!






Bella: Edward, I know what u are!

Edward: *gasp* what?

Snape: a glittering fairy princess?

Bella: no stupid, a mermaid!






Twilight fans: I want to be a vampire!

Percy Jackson fans: I want to go to camp half-blood!

Harry Potter fans: I want to go to Hogwarts!

Hunger games fan: O.O I'm alright, thanks!









Harry: we have something you don't!

Voldemort: What? Love?

Harry: no, noses!

Voldemort: O.O








Malfoy: hey Weasley, have you heard that song dynamite? Oh, wait, you can't afford any songs!

Ron: actually, we have both heard it! Isn't this how it goes:

Harry and Ron: I through my ferret in the air sometimes, saying ay oh, this is Draco!

Malfoy: O.O