Why can't Voldemort light up his wand?
Because he's the DARK lord!
10 things I know about you
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2. You didn't read the whole thing
3. You didn't realise that one of the words was voldimort not Voldemort
5. You are checking to see if its there ( it's not )
6. I skipped 4
7. You are checking to see if there's a 4.
8. You can't say magic with your tongue out
10. You just attempted to do it
11. I skipped 9
12. You are checking to see if there is a 9
13. There was supposed to be 10 things not 13
14. You are still reading this even though you already know that there was only supposed to be 10!
BRITISH ACCENT: Harry potta.
AMERICAN ACCENT: hairy poder!
AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: hary poda!
You tried all the accents, didn't you!
If Voldemort's name is Voldemort and his bold..... Then why isn't he called
Boldemort!
YOU ARE READING
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ComédieHave you ever wandered why voldemort's nose is flat? Is Cedric Diggory what everyone thinks he is? The answers are right here in this book...!
