How Hard Can it Be?(Septicplier)

Shopping

Felix and Marzia had arrived,Mark and Jack explained.Felix sat there bewildered and unsure what to say,Marzia on another hand was shocked at first but then got a irritated look on her face,gave them the jazz hands and stood up.

Marzia:"Well that's what you get! Being a woman isn't a joke!"

Mark and jack just stared at her confused,while Pewds just look scared and terrified he knew what she was gonna do to them. Marzia proceeds to take a bag and toss into Mark's room and grabs the new made into girls by the ear and drags them into the room not thinking twice of they're yelps of pain.

Felix:"Never mess with an Italian girl."

Marzia shuts the door behind them,opens the bag and looks straight into they're eyes while ordering:

Marzia:''Strip your clothes NOW!''

Unison:"WHAT?!?!"

After they stripped Marzia pulls out  underwear from the bag and throws it at Mark then Jack.

Marzia:"Put those on."

Mark:"Wait,i got this!"

Jack:"Yeah right."

The two continuously struggled two put the bra,eventually Marzia got tired of looking at they're hopelessness and helped Jack put hers on and spoke.

Marzia:"Now go help Mark."

Jack:"Kay,i think i got it now"

Mark turns around and Jack comes close her chest close to Mark's back,has she adjusted it.The proximity of her chest was so close that it made Mark flustered.

Mark:"J-Jack you're chest is kinda close."

Jack:"Oh,sorry"

Jack:"Here you do this and you're done!"

Mark:"Oh,thanks!"

Marzia:"Okay,girls now that's done i brought outfits out of my closet so don't stain them!"

Marzia showed the girls how to get dressed,Marzia had chosen for Mark a peach blouse,a black skirt,wine colored tights and some black boots complete with black earrings and bracelets.For Jack she had picked a black blouse,skinny jeans,black converse's and long black earring with his usual bracelets.They looked  great thanks to Marzia,but they weren't done it was uncomfortable and they needed to go out.

Mark:"What the fuck is it with this damn underwear and this skirt and boots are not doing anything for me!"

Jack:"You think that's bad?! I have never worn jeans this tight and my ears hurt!"

Marzia:"Shut and deal with it every woman does! Plus we got to go places!"

Mark:"Uh...???"

Jack:"???"

Marzia:"Did you seriously think i was thinking i was share MY clothes until this ordeal was over?We're obviously going to go shopping so get your bank accounts ready because being a woman is expensive."

Mark:"Wahh?"

Jack:"?!?!?!?"

After that chat Pewds & Marzia helped them fake names,example Jack is now "Jane" and Mark is now "Madelyn".They went to the mall where Marzia had them buy every thing necessary,but even then they had trouble.

Jack:"What in the- how? I don't know how to put this on!"

Mark:"Speak for yourself Sean,i can't even decide what i want! I usually get out of these places quickly! Ugrrrhh,this one is pretty but expensive has fuuuck!

Jack: *weeps* "My bank account...is done for.."

Marzia:"You now know the wonders of shopping like a girl! But at least it's worth it,with the right choices you'll end up looking awesome."

Felix:"You guys done yet?!"

Marzia: "NO! Wait a second!"

Felix:"If you leave them alone they're gonna learn by themselves and..i'll take you to the frozen yogurt place next to this store."

Marzia:"YES<3.See you girls in a minute!