Deadpool X reader lemon

Gotham

I picked up the last suitcase and loaded it into the taxi , I took a final look at my run down apartment. I threw my apartment keys to the door step and got in the taxi. Rain trickled down the windows. "Where too ma'am"
"The airport"
The car started and I watched my old apartment as the wheels of the cab rolled me away forever to never see that place I called home again. Gotham.
*time skip*
I got off the plane I was now in LA my new home full of hookers and drugs and not to mention crime. (In the future btw). I opened the doors and my lungs filled with the smell of cigarettes and alcohol. I lit a cigarette and re applied my red lipstick. "Taxi!"
"Where too Mrs."
"Orlando drive"
"Get in"
I opened the door and threw my bags in. I looked out the window as we drove it wasn't much different from Gotham. Rainy, dark, crime filled. That's why I was here after all. We stopped.
"This is your stop, 15 dollars total"
I slapped the money down I his hand and got out of the smelly cab.  I approached the Mexican food restraunt . "Hello I'm y/n I believe I'm renting out an apartment above your restraunt" a short man handed me keys " up the stairs down the hall make a right your door is to the left"
I picked up my bags and found my room. Loud music was coming from the room across from me. I rolled my eyes and oppened the door to my new home. It was stark and dark, the power must have gone out. I was prone to darkness.  I knocked on my neighbors door. "Sexy spandex man at your service!" A man in a red and black spandex suit answered the door. "Hi my lights are out and I was wondering if you could help me?"

Spandex man POV

A long h/c haired girl with huge boobs and red lipstick a cigarette and black leather jacket and jeans stood in front of me. Boner alert. Her jacket covered half her breasts, she wasn't wearing a bra. I stuttered  trying to answer.  "Y-yeah you can stay here till you get lighting toots!" She puffed out cigarette smoke and blew it in my face "don't call me toots" she threw the cigarette to the ground and put it out. She looked at me interested, her eyes searching my face.
"Come on in babe"
She walked in and took off her heels I couldn't help but laugh.
"What are you laughing about spandex ass?"
"Well it's just your so short without high heels"
"Shut up!"
"Make me babe"
I grunted at his response.
"so you moved in next door"
"Yea"
"So babe why you dressed like that?"
"Is there a problem with it?"
"No, sexy"

Spandex mans POV:

"Mhm" she lifted one eye Brow and walked up to me putting her finger under my chin so I was looking at her.
She took off her jacket revealing tatoos and huge scratches on her back. She turned around wearing black latex covering part of her breasts and a belt with diffrent knife varieties and 2 guns.
She had a black ninja mask cover and black latex going down her legs and combat boots . "Call me black bird"
"Hey I'm dea.."
"Deadpool I know"
"I came here looking to kick ass your ass kicker around here I hear?"
"You could say that babes"
"Mhm..."