Deadpool X reader lemon

Kickin ass

Spandex mans pov

"so team?" she asked lifting an eyebrow
"sure boobs!"
"what did u say?"
"i mean sure babes!"
She opened the window
*dat ass tho
She leaped out the window bouncing off a car roof and front flipping then landing on both feet perfectly. I jumped out off the window and landed next to her.
"So where to first sugar?"
"Bank"
*time skip*

Your POV

I leaned against the wall off a alley waiting for their car to turn the corner.
"You distract I attack"
"What!!!! What if I want to attack!"
"Wayde baby you can attack when I say so"
"Fine mom"
"Don't you roll your eyes at me!"
"Blah blah"
A speeding car turned the corner,
I started running at full speed after it,
"Are you insane?" The red and black man asked.
"Maybe just a little" I winked, back flipping onto the roof of the car. I pulled out two spiked knives and pushed them through the skylights glass, time seemed to slow as the glass shattered and I slid into the car. A first came flying at my face but I quickly dodged it and twisted the offenders arm around till I heard a loud snap. I knocked out the other offender to my left with a swift snap of his neck, I reached for two small pocket blades and shoved them in the drivers eyes. As I'm about to grab the money I look out the front window to see deadpool shooting up the offender in shot gun. I quickly grab the stolen money and climb up throught the broken skylight.
"Watch out!"
I set a bomb on the car and leaped backwards off the roof of the car. I pulled out folds that were hidden in the sleeves of my suit and I had myself a nice ass pair of wings. The car speeding foreword I floated back and watched. Deadpool jumped onto the spreading car and leaped in my direction. Oh god he's going to slam right into the concrete and as much as I wish I could just let him fall something inside me was not going to allow that. I caught him and glided to a near by roof as the car blew to bits behind us. "Never ask a man to do a woman's job" I mumbled.
~end~
Sorry I was gone for so long school had definetly kept me busy with essays but I'm done now so I'll be writing more!