I am Dante.

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I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY.

Research papers suck. Seriously. Thanks for ruining English for me. Shall I mark the sucka off our hit list?

Art: DEAD

Music: DEAD

WRITING: F*CKING SPLATTERED LIKE A NOOB ON SATURDAY

CREATIVITY IN GENERAL: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD

OH GOD YES. HOW I WEEP FOR MY DARLING CREATIVITY; WISPED AWAY BY THE MONKEY-SUITED SERAPHS OF NEW; CARRIED LIKE A BACKWARD-BORN BABE TOTH INTO THE WOMB OF NOTHINGNESS FROM WENCE IT CAME. HOW SHALL WE SAVE OURSELVES FROM NOTHING AT ALL? THE VOID; AWFUL, SWELLING, THAT EMBOWLS THE PIT THAT, AT ONE TIME, ONE PRECIOUS, YIELDING TIME, COULD HAVE BEEN KNOWN AS; I DON'T KNOW; A SENSE OF HUMANITY. OH, HOW THEY CRY! PUREST LOVES OF THE ARTISTRY'S KINDRES! HOW THEY CRY! BUT LO, IT IS NOON TOO LATE. FATHER IS FLOATING. FACE DOWN. IN A TUB OF KEROSINE AND SHAME.

Right, now that I'm done ranting. How's your weekend?

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